人们总是说的那种大男人 Do you know the expression "a man's man"?
就是一群男人中的中心 A man's man is the leader of the pack.
男人们尊敬他 羡慕他 The kind of man other men look up to, admire and emulate.
大男人 就是那种 A man's man is the kind of man who...
永远都不明白女人在想什么的人 just doesn't get what women are about.
尼克是我的前夫 他是个最典型的大男人 Nick, my ex-husband, is the ultimate man's man.
也许我根本就不该嫁给他 I probably never should have married him.
我觉得他一点也不了解我 I don't think he understood a thing about me.
这就是尼克马朔的办公室 进来看看吧 So, this is Nick Marshall's office. Wanna peek?
别担心 他从来不会 在10点来上班的 Don't worry. He never gets in before 10:00.
他是整间公司最懒散的人 He'll send you on more errands than anyone in the entire company...
他自己什么都不会做 典型的单身汉 'cause he can't do anything for himself.
是世界上最粗心的男人 He's the least politically correct guy in the universe.
他是公司T&A的头 He's the king of all the T & A ads we do.
你想要比基利和美女 找他就没错了 You want babes in bikinis? He's your man.
我爸爸? 我真不知道该怎样形容他 My dad? How can I best describe him?
他总是 总是忙忙碌碌的 He's always been... like an uncle to me.
对了 就是那种名议父亲 Yeah, Uncle Dad.
但是 尼克是个聪明人 Although, Nick was a charmer.
总是让人无法拒绝 Completely irresistible at first,
这正是大男人的特点 which feeds into the whole "man's man" thing.
你知道尼克的妈妈 对吧 You know about Nick's mother, right?
因为 只要你明白尼克的妈妈 Because once you understand about Nick's mother,
你就了解了尼克 you understand Nick.
尼克是从小在拉斯维加斯长大的 Nick was actually born and raised in Las Vegas.
尼克的妈妈是个名符其实的 拉斯维加斯舞女 Nick's mother was a real, honest-to-God Las Vegas showgirl.
其他男孩子在外面 打球骑单车的时候 When other boys were outside riding their bikes and playing ball,
尼克是在后台和女孩子们玩耍 Nick was backstage hanging with the girls.
他是她们的小男人 人人都爱他 He was their mascot, their little pet.
他那对蓝色的大眼晴 总是让人看不够 They couldn't get enough of those baby blues.
碰! Bang! Bang!
如果你问我的话 他妈妈 If you ask me, I'd say Nick's motherjust about killed it...
是个很厉害的女人 for every woman Nick would ever meet.
她一辈子有过很多干爹 She had a lot of sugar daddies in her life,
但是只有一个是她的真爱 but only one true love...
那就是她的心肝宝贝儿子 the boy with the family jewels.
17 18 19 20 让我看看 孩子 17, 18, 19, 20. Let me see that, kid.
因为尼克没有父亲 And since Nick didn't have a father,
他妈妈总让他和很有手段 的男人在一起 his mom made sure he was always surrounded by strong role models.
来这? Come here, huh?
-那种可以给他儿子做榜样的人 -准备好了吗? -Men her boy could look up to. -Now you're ready, huh?
继续 Keep countin', kid.
尼克马朔的童年和常人截然不同 There was nothing normal about the way Nick Marshall was raised.
所以你能拿他怎么办呢? So, what can you expect?
你一定能分析出 You don't have to be Freud to figure out...
来到这世界是多么愚蠢 this was one cockeyed way to enter the world.
某些东西 Something
真正得到的 Really got to give
哦 Oh!
你难道不会敲门吗? Don't you ever knock?
已经快10点了 你该去上班了 我也得把这里收拾收拾了 It's almost 10:00. You gotta go to work, and I gotta vacuum in here.
别告诉我又有女人把香水瓶碰倒 And don't forget... Another one who wears vanilla perfume.
你难道你就不认识 正经一点的女人吗? Don't you know any women who don't want to smell like candy?
-把打火机递给我好吗? -宝贝 -Toss me my lighter, babe? -Babe?
你当我是那只会说话的小猪不成 What am I, a little pig?
我告诉你 我无时间给你做早餐 I don't have time to make you no onion bagel,
所以 别再和我唠叨什么早餐 so please do not start to beg, okay?
还有一件事 我不喜欢沙发上有那些 And for the record, I don't like finding these things in your sofa.
某种女人穿的 What kind of woman wears underwear like this?
嘿 我妈妈就穿这种底裤 Hey, my mother wore underwear like that.
随便放在那里就好了 Just put them somewhere, will you, babe?
我只会把它放在垃圾桶里 Well, "babe" is gonna put it in the trash where it belongs.
对不起你妈妈了 So, your mother should excuse me.
你就没想过要找个 穿真正底裤的女人吗 Did you ever consider dating a woman who wears real underwear?
那种可不把整个臂部包起来的 The kind that covers the entire bottom the way it's supposed to?
-没想过 如果我改了主意会打电话给你的 -哦 -No. But if I do, should I call? -Oh!
我要去收拾厨房了 I'm gonna go clean the kitchen.
你能不能帮我准备点早餐 You couldn't toast me a little bagel, could you?
面包 奶油椰丝和番茄 Light cream cheese, tomatoes. Capers if we have any.
求求你了 你知道我最受不了空着肚子 Please! Come on. I can't think on an empty stomach.
好吧 好吧 但是你不可以再叫我加小猪的名字 Okay. All right. But only because you didn't call me that pig name.
好的 没问题 宝贝 Okay, you got it, babe.
马朔先生 你今天好吗 Mr. Marshall, how are you doing today?
-和平时一样 -我帮您叫计程车 -I'm fit as a dancing bear. -I'll get that cab for you.
你的口哨真利害 That's some set of pipes you got.
祝您今天一切顺利 先生 -You have an excellent day, sir. -And you.
谢谢你 At ease.
真对不起 Oh, oh, I'm so sorry!
我真的不是故意的 I absolutely did not mean to do that.
让我帮你擦擦 真的没关系 -Here. Let me get that for you. -It's okay.
不 不 让我来吧 你的手上有这么多东西 No, I'm mortified. I can see your hands are full.
让我帮你开门 -Thank you. -Sorry. Let me get the door.
谢谢你 不 谢谢你 -Thank you. -Thank you.
大杯卡布其诺 低脂 低咖啡因 Half cup, grande, nonfat, thick foam, wet cap, no lid.
大杯卡布其诺 低脂 低咖啡因 "Half caff," grande, nonfat, thick foam, wet cap, no lid.
-你什么时候才会知道? -我想是今天吧 -So, when do you find out? -Um, today, I think.
除非我没拿到 那我就永远都不会知道了 Unless I didn't get it, and then I will just never find out.
我肯定我会拿到的 他们就是要找一个有母爱的角色 I'm sure I didn't get it. They were looking for an "earth mother" type.
导演说我是年轻宇航员 I overheard the director say I was more space cadet.
我是演员 我能做到你想要的 I'm an actress. I can be whatever you want.
-难道不是真的吗?你可以吗? -如果不行的话 -Is that true, can you? -Oh, better be true.
我就一辈子都要 烂在这间咖啡室里了 Otherwise, I'm stuck playing ditsy coffee girl the rest of my life.
谢谢 Thank you. Hon? Thanks.
嗨 尼克 Oh! Hi, Nick. Hi.
你好啊 我的爱人 什么时候你才能让我请你出去吃饭 Oh, Lola, my love. When are you gonna let me buy you dinner?
我也不知道为什么我会这么想 但是 我不是你要找的类型 Nick, I don't know why you don't believe me. I'm not your type.
相信我 大杯卡布其诺 加倍泡沫 Trust me on this one. Cappuccino, extra foam. Tall or grande?
大杯 至少我喜欢这种 Grande. Or at least I like to think so.
-下一位 -有传言说 -Next. -You know, rumor has it...
我今天会被提升 I'm getting some really big news at work today.
为什么你今晚不能和我 一起出去喝杯咖啡庆祝一下 At least come out with me. Celebrate. I'll buy you a coffee.
别忘了 我就在咖啡店工作 Memo to you: I work in a coffee shop.
嗨 你要点什么? Hi. What can I get you?
-我要... -你不想让我来烦你吗? -Hi. I'll take... -Want me to stop asking you out?
对不起 我马上就走 Sorry. This will just take a sec.
告诉我个原因 我马上就消失 告诉我原因就可以 Because, Lola, give me the word and I'll stop.
好吧 我就告诉你 因为 我是个演员 Yes, I'm gonna give you the word because I'm an actress.
至少我想成为个演员 我需要把精力集中在这方面 Or at least I'm trying to be one. I'm trying to concentrate on that.
如果你不介意这可是好事 So, you know, it would be a good thing, if you wouldn't mind,
别问我了 to stop asking me out!
你看上去压力很大 Honey, you seem so stressed.
是的 我有很大的压力 最近有很多事情发生 I am stressed. I have a lot on my plate.
为什么不和我聊聊呢? So, let's not talk about this now.
我可以来这里找你 明天10点 10点半怎么样? Why don't I meet you here, say, tomorrow? 10:00? 10:30?
-好吧 那太好了 -说好了? -Okay, that would be good. -So, that's a date?
嗯 就这样 It's a date. Thank you.
先生 你真是太有手段了 Sir, that was inspiring.
是的 I know.
早上好 Good morning, Sloane-Curtis.
-早上好 马朔先生 -嗨 海莉 -Good morning, Mr. Marshall. -Hi, honey.
-干什么呢 -我吃早餐 -What's the dirt? -I was at breakfast this morning...
-嗨 呐姆 你赢了? -当然 -Hey, Norm! You winning? -Of course.
我听说有大事要上门了 有大客户在找代理人呢 I heard Miller's shopping around, looking for a new agency.
我知道 听说了 Miller Lite. I know. I'm all over it.
还有 听说朵义 马贯尔离开了易卿广告 Also, I heard Darcy McGuire left B.B.D. & O. Good morning, Angela.
-你不是开玩笑吧 自己离开的还是被炒了 -我不知道 -You're kidding. Left or was fired? -I don't know.
那儿每个人都渴望除掉她 Everyone there is thrilled to get rid of her.
易卿的女主管真是浪费了 Well, so much for edgy female vision.
昨晚我们在酒吧认识的那女子 So, that girl we met last night at the club,
你把她送上车后 没有发生别的什么吧 nothing happened after you put her in the cab, right?
还有别的事情发生? It did? Something happened?
但是她说她要早点上床的 But she said she had to be in bed early.
我11点就让她上床了啊 不 是差15分钟到11时 I had her in bed by 11:00. Or was it quarter to?
你 你简直是个天才 你知道吗 You... You're like a genius, you know that?
你让我能说什么呢!是上帝保佑 What can I tell you, buddy? I'm blessed. And today is my lucky day.
而且今天是我的幸运日 Not only is my ex-wife remarrying... right now, as a matter of fact...
大老板一早打电话来说要见我 but Wanamaker called me himself, wanted to see me first thing.
-还打了两次和我的秘书确认 -什么时候升到创意部的总裁 -Called twice to confirm. -Call me when he makes it official.
可不是件那么容意的事 我当然知道 It's not gonna be as easy to suck up to "creative director," you know.
我已经定好了午餐的 桌子给你庆祝 Not to worry. I'll make us a lunch rez at the Drake to celebrate.
先别这么着急 1点钟? Don't count your chickens, huh? 1:00?
我接你 Pick you up.
这个能借我看看吗 Can I borrow this?
哦 这沙鱼有尖牙 Oh, the shark, babe has such teeth, dear
-嘿 蒂娜 -嗨 -Hey, Dina. -Hi.
你真是家里家外一把手啊 Do you know the difference between a wife and a job?
别这么说 不过10年后就是另一回事了 -What is it? -After ten years, job still sucks.
那个很好? That's a good one, huh?
如果我是你 就不会吃了 I wouldn't do that if I were you. That's not a good idea, no.
马朔先生 嗨 嗨 -Oh, Mr. Marshall, hi. -Hey.
你的文件都在桌子上了 I put the storyboards on your desk. Picked up your shoes from Barney's.
您的眼镜也修好了 巴尼说不用收费 Got your glasses fixed. There was no charge.
今天早上的例行人员会议取消了 This morning's staff meeting was cancelled.
我还帮你把实好了 就在桌上的电脑傍边 And I got your cigarettes. They're next to your laptop.
今天的例行会议取消了 This morning's staff meeting was cancelled.
他们是这么说的 -That's what I was told. -Hmm.
早上好啊 Good morning, girls.
下午好啊 Good afternoon, sire.
你们听说例行会议被取消了吗 Hey, anybody know why the staff meeting was cancelled?
没有人主持 Nobody called us.
对了 莫庚先生 说等你一到就去见他 Oh, but Mr. Wanamaker wants to see you as soon as you get in,
这已经是15分钟前的事了 which I told his office was 15 minutes ago.
我知道 你不必准时出现了 -I know. -You couldn't show up on time?
你知道他是要提升你的 你看上去精神极了 You know you're being promoted. But you look very sharp, by the way.
-谢谢 -就像是个创意部的总裁 -Thank you. -Like a creative director.
非常出众 Very distinguished.
你两个对搬去44楼?没问题吗 You able to handle yourselves on the 44th floor? Be truthful.
什么? 我们是天生会在44楼做事的 Are you kidding? We were made for the 44th floor.
快去见老伴吧 这样我们可以早点收拾东西 Now, get up there already, so we can break out the bubbly.
别等他 -Don't wait up. -Don't wait up.
-真是可爱 -他真是明知 -He's so adorable. -He says the cutest things.
小子 Boy.
对不起 我被董事会拖住不能离开 Sorry, buddy. I was in the board meeting that would never end.
-你等了很久了吗? -几分钟而已 -Have you been here long? -A couple minutes. That's all.
玛柯 给我拿几片止痛片来 Jess, can I get a cup of decaf and a couple Tylenol?
我的头都快炸了 我还需要点梳打水 And see if we got any Echinacea. And I need some club soda.
我的领带上黏到了什么 还是算了吧 给我拿条别的领带来 I got something on my tie. Know what? Just get me another tie.
你该看看玛柯 她以前替壮尼做事的 他们看上去很精神 I saw the mock-ups you did for Johnny Walker. They're fantastic.
哦 这是我的事 Oh, that's my job, Dan.
你知道我不是很会讲话的 So, you know I'm not great at making speeches,
有些演讲稿还是你帮我写的 especially when I haven't got you to write them for me.
我只能尽力而为了 我做在这个位子上已经30多年了 So, I'll do my best. I've been in this racket over 30 years.
让我告诉你 事情并不会因此变得简单 Let me tell you something, it doesn't get any easier.
反而会越变越难 As a matter of fact, it gets harder and harder.
80年代是我们的全盛时期 The '80s were our glory days.
不过是酒精 草和车子 They were all about alcohol, tobacco and cars.
那是我们最擅长的 I felt like I was on top of my game.
但到了90年代 男人不再是消费的主流了 And then in the '90s, men stopped dominating how dollars were spent,
真是很奇怪的事情 and we lost our compass.
16到24岁的少女 是目前增长最快的消费群 Women between 16 and 24 are the fastest-growing consumer group.
这些80年代中期出生的小女孩 在控制我们广告业的主流 Girls who were born in the mid-'80s control our advertising dollars.
对不起打搅你 嗨 尼克 Sorry. No Echinacea. Hi, Nick.
-嗨 -红色的 还是紫色的 -Hey. -Red or lavender?
不 还是紫色的吧 Red. No, no, lavender. That's good.
这个很好 紫色很好 女人对广告业的影响 Lavender's good. While we've been shooting beer commercials...
实在是不可估计 整个广告业都在改革 with the Swedish bikini team, the industry has been transformed.
10年前 我们是周围首屈一指 的广告公司 We were the agency in town ten years ago.
现在 连保住第三名都很难 Now we're struggling to be third.
如果我们不想办法 改变一下目前的状况 If we don't evolve and think beyond our natural ability,
我们将走下坡路 we're gonna go down.
改变目前的状况? 我不是很明白你的意思呢 "Think beyond our natural..." I'm not quite clear what you mean.
我听到有关她的很多传闻 What do you know about Darcy McGuire?
她刚刚离开了易卿公司 Oh, hey, I heard on the whisper shejust left B.B.D. & O.
我从来没有见过她 不过听说她很有领导力 I never met the woman, but I hear she's a real man-eater.
去年她拿走本该是我们广告大奖 She won that Cleo last year we should have won for the ad about...
对了 那就是她吗 我都忘了 Oh, yeah, right. That was her? I forgot about that.
是啊 真希望是我们赢了 我听说 她是个很厉害的女人 Yeah, I wish I had. Oh, boy, I hear she is a bitch on wheels.
这很有意思 为什么 -That's very funny. -Yeah, why?
因为我刚刚聘了她? 'Cause I just hired her.
聘她做什么 To do what?
你知道我很喜欢你 尼克 You know I love you, Nick,
而且 了解女人的心思并不是你强项 but it's a woman's world out there.
解开她们的裤子 Getting into a women's psyche is not exactly your strong suit.
你比世界上任何人都厉害 You can get into their pants better than anybody on Earth,
但是 心思就是另一回事了 but their psyche is a whole other ball game.
你请了朵义马贯尔来做什么? You hired Darcy McGuire to do what?
我知道她还没有自己主过事 但是迟早会有人要抢他 She hasn't done it on her own yet, but somebody was gonna grab her.
而且 她很聪明 尼克 她非常聪明 And she's smart, Nick. She's very smart.
你让她做了创意部总裁 对不对 You made her creative director, didn't you?
对不起 兄弟我的位子也不容易做 Sorry. This isn't easy,
我背后还有一席的董事会盯着我 but I got the board breathing down my neck.
她今天下午就会来 你会见到她 She's coming in this afternoon. You'll meet her.
别这样 为子公司 的前途和她共事吧 Come on. Roll with this.
因为她有我需要 的东西扭转这的局面 Work with her because she's got what I need to keep this place afloat.
她有你需要的东西 就因为她是个女人 She's got what you need, meaning she's a woman.
你知道我们都不擅长这个 You know how we can compete with that?
他来了 来了 来了 He's coming. He's coming. He's coming.
别这么心急 别着急 Not so fast, girls. Put it on ice.
我没有什么好消息好庆祝的 We'll break it out soon.
我们不搬去44楼吗! We're not moving to the 44th floor?
起码不是今天 Not today.
-哦 -好 琪琪 -Oh. -Okay, Gigi, one more.
琪琪 你前夫来了 Gigi, your ex is here.
亲爱的 你看上去像 是四千八百万美金 Honey, you look like... $48 million.
谢谢的 Thank you.
-我能亲亲新娘吗 -当然 -May I kiss the bride? -Sure.
尼克 尼克 你来了 -Nick. -Nick! Ted.
祝贺你 泰德 你是个幸运的男人 Congratulations, Ted. You're a lucky man.
谢谢你 我也这么认为 Well, thanks. I happen to agree.
你们要去度密月了?两星期? So, you're going on a cruise. Two weeks, huh?
只有最后一个星期在游艇上 Well, actually, the cruise is just the last week.
爱立丝会去和你住 Alexandra has an itinerary, and I faxed one...
我昨天把时间表传真到你办公室 上个星期传到你家里 to your office yesterday, to your apartment last week.
看来一切都安排好了 Ted's office has one, as does the school.
总会有需要的时候 -In case I've fallen off the planet? -You never know.
她来了 我们的小公主 我们有两个星期时间在一起 Hey, here she is. Pretty in pink. So, two whole weeks together?
是啊 你能照顾好一切吧 -Yeah, how you gonna handle it? -I'm gonna love it.
你已经这么大 刚好来照顾我 You can take care of your old man. Cook for me. Get my slippers.
别做梦了 爱立丝已经有男朋友了 -Yeah, that'll be happening. -Alexandra has a boyfriend now.
妈妈 我只是告诉他 这样他去看你时 -Mom! -So he won't be surprised.
他不会大惊小怪 你已经有男朋友了 你才13岁啊 You have a boyfriend? You're only 13 years old.
是吗?我以为我已经15岁了 Am I? I thought I was 15.
我们会很好的 We're gonna be fine.
我要和朋友出去一下 Look, I wanna meet Cameron.
可以让自己去爸爸那里吗 -Okay if I meet Dad at his place? -Is it all right?
你们要出去 什么时候回去 -Yeah, well, l... -What time?
8点?也许9点? 8:00. 9:00, maybe?
7点半 好吧 -7:30. -Okay.
再见 妈妈 宝贝 我会想你的 -Bye, Mom. -Oh, honey. I'm gonna miss you.
我也会想你的 泰德 好好玩 I'm gonna miss you too. Ted, have a good time.
再见 -Bye, pumpkin. -Bye.
尼克 亲爱的 -Nick. -Honey.
回头见 Later.
7点半没问题 谢谢你问我 Yeah, 7:30's fine. Thanks for asking.
记得叫我爸爸 And the name's Dad.
给你 -Here you go. -Thanks.
嘿 我听说了真不敢相信 别再提了 -Hey, I heard. I can't believe this. -My next headache.
别担心 我们会有抬头的一天的 Don't worry. We'll get through it.
是的 Yeah.
大家注意 这就是朵义马贯尔 Everyone, everyone, meet Darcy McGuire.
哦 天那 Oh, jeez.
嗨 你们好 谢谢大家赏面 朵义 你好吗? -My goodness. Everybody showed up. -Darcy, how are you?
很高兴见到你 真是个惊喜 -Nice to see you. Hi! -Pleasant surprise.
嗨 世界真小 欢迎加入 -God, what a small world. -Welcome aboard.
真高兴能和大家共事 I'm so glad to meet you.
哈佬!我是朵义 Hello. I'm Darcy.
我是尼克 Hi. I'm Nick Marshall.
我早就听说你了 尼克 Oh, I've heard a lot about you, Nick.
-我也早听说你了 -别担心 不会是真的 -I've heard a lot about you too. -Don't worry, can't all be true.
希望如此 Let's hope not.
嗨 Hey.
大家入座吧 Hey, standing room only. It's a first.
我很荣幸的向大家介绍 朵义马贯尔 I'm very, very excited for you all to meet Darcy McGuire.
我知道朵义在这个领域 Darcy's extraordinary reputation...
有出色的口碑 as a leader in the field precedes her.
在易卿 朵义带领的小组 At B.B.D. & O., Darcy led a creative team...
拿到了5百万美金的合同 that snagged $500 million in new business wins.
那还只是去年一年而已 And that was just last year alone.
我们总是自称自己是行业带头人 At Sloane-Curtis, we've prided ourselves on our strategic thinking.
现在 正是我们的机会 Now it's time for us to step up and prove ourselves creatively...
向市场证明我们真正的创造才能 in the marketplace.
我荣幸的向大家宣布 朵义已经决定 And I'm thrilled that Darcy has consented to move across town,
加入我们的队伍 带领我们进入全新的21世纪 join our team and lead us into the 21 st century.
谢谢你 丹尼 Thank you, Dan.
谢谢大家的热烈欢迎 And thank you all for that warm welcome.
首先 我现在的心情是很不平静 Let me start off by saying the feeling is mutual.
我真的很兴奋能够加入你们 I am absolutely thrilled to be here.
当我刚进入这个行业时 When I first started in this business, it was my dream...
我一直梦想能够为森隆公司效力 to work at Sloane-Curtis.
我还曾经来这里应徵过两次 I even believe I applied for a job here twice.
我们的人事部门需要注意 Somebody call personnel.
但是 易卿最早给了我这作工作 But it was B.B.D. & O. That offered me a home.
我从那里学到的是任何 我取得的成绩 And what I learned there was that any success I had...
都是和我同事们共同努力分不开 was a direct result of the team of people that I work with.
我知道二个人的头脑比一个人好 I know that two heads are better than one.
我知道五个人的主意 会比二个人好 I know that five heads are better than two.
我还知道只要我们把每个人的头脑... And I know that if we put our heads...
和心思都放在公司的生死人 ...and our hearts into this company,
我们一定会成功 我非常明白这一点 we will deliver, I know that.
我喜欢挑战 我喜欢努力工作 Now, I love challenges. I love hard work.
我会和大家一工作直到凌晨 I look forward to sitting at this very table tossing ideas around...
更重要的是我希望我们的成果 until what I fear will be the wee hours of the morning.
能够让人们了解我们是谁 I want the work we do to say something about who we are.
-我们的想法是什么 -对不起 -How we think, what we feel. -I'm sorry.
真抱歉 Excuse me.
让我们转入正题吧 So, as our friends in Hollywood say, "Let's cut to the chase."
我们如何才能把森隆救回来? How are we gonna turn this company around?
当喜尔斯公司法定转向 女士用品和公告计划时 When Sears decided to go after women in their advertising...
他们打出了来看看 喜尔斯温柔的一面 and said, "Come see the softer side of Sears,"
他们的收入增加了百份之三十 their revenues went up 30%.
百分之三十 个很可怕的数字 Thirty percent. That's huge.
去年针对女士广告 支出总额400亿美元 Female-driven advertising totalled $40 billion last year.
而柯蒂斯呢? And Sloane-Curtis' share of that was?
零 Zero.
如果你想卖一瓶防铍霜 If you want to sell an anti-wrinkle cream...
或是一辆伏特野马跑车给女人 or a Ford Mustang to a woman... forgive me...
这是我们插手的最后机会 but this is the last place you bring your business.
我们已经不能再放任 这块400亿美金的派不理了 And we can't afford to not have a piece of a $40 billion pie.
所以 我给每个人准备了一盒东西 So, I have put together a little kit for everybody.
大家都不要紧张这会很有意思 Nobody panic. This is supposed to be fun.
这个盒子里的每一个东西 都需要一个新的推销方案 Every product in this box is looking for new representation...
这些都是女士用品 right now, and they're all made for women.
我肯定这里的女士 都很熟悉这些东西 I'm pretty sure all the women here are familiar with these products,
至于男士们 让我大致介绍一下 so for the men let's just briefly run through them.
这是你的 尼克 Here you go, Nick.
谢谢你 Thank you.
我每盒子里都有抗铍霜 Each kit contains anti-wrinkle cream,
玛丝葛若 润唇膏 mascara, moisturizing lipstick,
润滑珠 快干指甲油 bath beads, quick-dry nail polish,
一个家庭装脱毛腊 魔术胸罩 an at-home waxing kit, a more wonderful Wonderbra,
一个家庭型怀孕检测条 对不起 -a pregnancy test, hair volumizer, -Oh, sorry.
面部粉刺清洁帖纸 Pore cleansing strips, Advil,
艾德威尔 连身长筒丝袜 和一张VISA信用卡 control-top panty hose and a Visa card.
我希望每个人为一种或是两种 Now I want everybody to come up with something...
或是整盒产品提出一样的新建议 for one product, for two, the whole box... whatever moves you.
明天 我们把大家的想法说出来 看看结果如何 We'll get together tomorrow, have a little show-and-tell.
8点半怎么样 How's 8:30 for everybody?
好极了 我们明天一早8点半见 Great. See you at 8:30 tomorrow morning.
恶梦 A nightmare.
看我口型 Read my lips...
恶梦 night-mare.
进不去 进不去 Miss, miss, miss!
500块又没有了 That's another 500 bucks.
这是很危险的游戏 We play our dangerous game.
生命攸关 A game of chess... against our old adversary.
攸关?你确定生死敌手? "Adversary"? Surely you mean adversary, old boy?
香料、色拉 Vinaigrette for arugula salad.
-女人的把戏 -举起胯部 ...women's political caucus. -Tuck the pelvis under. Lifting.
偷袭屁股 Buns of steel.
我会钉死她的下部的 I'd steal her buns if I could.
来了 他已经擒住了这下马 Here it comes. Yes, he nailed the dismount!
让我们看看女子决赛的情况 Now let's check in on the women's finals.
女子决赛 Women's finals.
现在的电视节目也被女人控制了 There's way too much estrogen on television these days.
好像没有女人地球就不转了 And as we all know, the perfect antidote for estrogen...
是弗兰克 Is Frank.
哦 我需要弗兰克 Oh, I need some Frank.
帮帮我 帮帮我吧 Help me, buddy. Help me now.
别要我跳 我不跳舞 I won't dance don't ask me
我不跳舞 别要我跳 I won't dance Don't ask me
我不和你跳 女士 I won't dance, madam, with you
我不能随心做事 My heart won't let my feet do things that they should do
你知道你是多么可爱 You know what You're lovely
你知道你是多么可爱 You know what You're so lovely
哦 你想对我怎么样 And, oh what you do to me
我像海浪一样起伏在海岸 I'm like an ocean wave that's bumped on the shore
我感觉整个绊倒 I feel so absolutely stumped
在地板上 On the floor
你起舞时是多么迷人 When you dance you're charming
多么文雅 And you're gentle
特别是那样趾高气扬 Especially when you do the Continental
而不显得做作 But this feeling isn't purely mental
天堂让我们觉得舒服 For heaven rest us
我不是石棉 I am not asbestos
那就是我为什么不跳舞 And that's why I won't dance Don't ask me
我真的不跳 I won't dance How could I
-我不会跳的 -不用紧张 -I won't dance Merci beaucoup -Don't panic.
这会很有意思的 This is supposed to be fun.
好吧 我什么都能做 Okay. Okay, I can do this.
这是我的专业 I'm a professional.
口红 好吧 Lipstick. All right.
口红 男人的颜色 不 不 女人最恨这个 Lipstick on a guy's collar? No, no, women will hate that.
口红 男人脸上永不褪色 Lipstick on a guy's collar that won't rub off.
不 这个更糟 No, that's even worse.
好吧 好吧 要想得更远一点 Okay, okay, okay, I gotta think like a broad.
好吧 我在想 All right, I'm a broad.
我看到口红 I see lipstick...
一个塔西堤的女孩站在瀑布下 On a dark-haired Tahitian beauty,
除了丝一般的长发披在肩上 一丝不挂 standing under a waterfall, wearing nothing but a thong.
水淋在她背上 Water cascading down her back.
我快要疯了 I'm a lesbian.
我得换个音乐 I gotta change the music.
换什么呢 I wonder. I wonder.
啊 爱立丝 谢谢你 Oh, Alex, thank you.
啊 头奖 Ah, jackpot!
哦 她很热 Oh, she's hot.
我讨厌今天这一切 I hate the world today
你看上去还不错 但是我不会改变 You're so good to me I know but I can't change
我知道你困惑的事 I can understand how you'd be so confused
我不会嫉妒你的 I don't envy you
我很不气眼 I'm a little bit of everything
-所有都困成一个 -你去 -All rolled into one -You go, girl.
我是婊子 我是母亲 I'm a bitch I'm a mother
我是兄弟 这很混 I'm a brother It's confusing
我清量头发 我不明白 And I volumize my hair I am not aware
看上去是头皮屑 Looks like big dandruff.
很滑 是的 很滑 哦 好酷 Smooth, yeah, smooth. Oh, cool.
哦 玛丝葛若 我们继续 Wow, mascara. Here we go.
不错 浓浓的睫毛 Nice, thick lashes.
这种东西真麻烦 怎么会有人用这种东西 Ow! Ow! Shit, that stings! What the fu...
嗯 我得用点麻药 Okay, fine. Well, I need some anesthetic here.
好极了 Beautiful.
好 现在... Okay. Now...
主要项目就是 for the piece de resistance, we have...
腿毛蜡 好极了 We have the right leg. Yes, excellent.
还有热蜡 非常热 And the hot, hot wax. Very hot wax.
来吧 Here we go.
我的天啊 烫死我了 Jeez! Ooh, that's hot.
好 成年人的测试 来吧 Okay, test of manhood. Here we go.
好极了 通过了 Okay, we passed.
下一步是把一次性帖纸... And next... we immediately apply disposable cloth...
放在蜡上 over the waxed... area.
拍平 Straight ahead.
好的 Yes.
感觉好像还不错 Yeah... it feels kinda nice, yeah.
真不知女人为什么 能把蜡和腿玩在一起 I don't know why women complain about waxing their legs.
然后从毛发生长的方向 "In one smooth motion, yank the strip quickly...
迅速取下帖纸 in the opposite direction of the hair growth."
不 不 是另一边 No, no, that would be north.
一 二 三 One, two, three.
女人都是疯子 怎么会这么虐待自己 Women are insane. Who would do that more than once?
谁会再去做另一条腿啊? I don't know. Why would anybody even do the other leg?
真是奇怪 Ah, yes, that's right, girls.
拔光了毛毛再藏起来 Wax it off and cover it up.
是的 哦 等等 Yeah. Ally-oop! Ooh, wait.
真是麻烦 我想这要点技巧 Oh, shit! I guess this takes a little finesse.
一个下去 两个上去 One down, two to go.
好了 Okay. Okay.
好 Okay.
哦 Oh.
亲爱的 你刚减掉了5磅肉 Honey, you just lost yourself five pounds.
我的魔术胸罩呢? All right, where's my Wonderbra?
哦 Oh.
在这里 Let's see which end is up here.
-嗨 -你在干什么 -Hi! -What are you doing?
落屑? Exfoliating?
-哟 -你一定是... -Yo. -You must be, um...
康米 我男朋友 这是尼克 Cameron, my boyfriend. This is Nick.
-她的父亲 -指甲油颜色不错 -Her father. -That's nice nail polish you got.
是 我在为工作上的事做些实验 Yeah, I'm just doing a new research thing at work, you know.
-想了解一下女人的心思 -当然 -Get into the female psyche... -Whatever.
是啊 Yeah.
我看我该走了 I should probably take off.
-不 你不用走这么早 -别这样 已经晚了 -No, you don't have to. -It's cool. I'll see you later.
再见 -Bye. -Bye.
-我会打电话给你的 -好的 -I'll call you. -Okay.
很高兴见到你 尼克 Nice meeting you, eh?
是的 Yeah.
-你怎么可以和他接吻? -你从那里拿的这个 -Excuse me. Did you kiss that guy? -Where did you get this?
就在你包袱里 你在和人家接吻吗 Your zipper thing. You're kissing?
你怎么随便干涉我的事情 You went through my stuff!
我需要点音乐 只是坐在这里 I needed some music. It was just sitting there.
你怎么了 听不进我的话? 你从来不听我说话 What are you, allergic to listening? You never listen when I talk.
如果我开始在这里住 那我的事自己处理 好吗? If I'm stuck staying here, then my stuff's gonna be around, okay?
我不想你干涉我的事情 I don't want you to just go through everything.
-我不知道你说的 -你要听我说 -I don't listen to you? -You think you listen to me.
-有的 -你听了吗? -Yeah. -You do?
我男朋友叫什么名字? What's my boyfriend's name?
呃 叫... Uh, it's...
-晚安 -等等 回来 -Good night. -No, no, wait, come back.
达斯汀是他的名字 他叫达斯汀 Dustin is his name. Dustin, that's his name.
对吗?不 别甩... Right? No. Don't slam the...
门 C-Carson.
卡...卡森 卡曼 卡门 Carmen. Carmine! Carmine!
叫卡麦克 Carmichael!
记不住他的名字 就说我不听她说话 I can't remember a guy's name, they figure you're not listening to them.
女人到底要什么呢? What do women want?
我看我永远都不会知道的 I know it has three syllables.
康米 他叫康米 Cameron. His name is Cameron!
喔 Whoa!
这真是太危险 Oh, Jesus. That's so dangerous.
百分之九十事故发生在家里 Ninety percent of all accidents happen...
他这次又干了什么 Oh, what the hell has he done now?
我希望他不是死了 I hope he's not dead.
我没事 No, I'm fine.
我没事 I'm fine, I think.
你真的没事吗? Are you sure?
是的 No. Yes.
没有粉刺了 Cleaner pores. Thicker hair.
为什么我觉得有点怪怪的 怪怪的 Very weird headache. Really weird.
现在我要开始收拾胸罩 和怀孕检验条了? Now I gotta clean up bras and home pregnancy tests?
这个家伙没付我这么多薪金 来做这个呢 The man doesn't pay me enough for the things I have to do.
我的天啊 他开始穿丝袜了? Oh, Jesus, he's wearing panty hose?
他不是头脑有问题吗? Now he's a cross-dresser?
我只是在为工作上的事情做些试验 I was just experimenting with a few products from work, all right?
-我说什么了吗? -噢 已经8点了 -Did I say anything? -Oh, God, it's 8:00 already.
如果是我把他叫起来的 他非得炒了我不可 To sleep till 8:00. He'd fire my ass if I wasn't here to wake him.
你今天心情不好啊 Whew, are we in a mood today.
我和平时一样啊 Same as every other day.
亲爱的 给我准备点早餐好吗? Honey, make me a little bagel with cream cheese.
你知道我饿着肚子什么都干不了 You know I can't think on an empty stomach.
我今天一点都不饿 For your information, I'm not even hungry.
谁说你饿了 Who said you were?
-早上好 马朔先生 -早上好 -Mr. Marshall. -Good morning, Flo.
让我帮你叫计程车 Let me get you a cab, sir.
真是 Sure.
谢谢 弗洛 Thank you, Flo.
不客气 我的心肝宝贝 You're welcome, my little sweet ass.
你说什么? What did you say?
我?什么都没说啊 Me? Nothing.
-真的吗? -当然 -You sure? -Yes, sir.
我看我今天还是走路吧 You know what? I think I'll walk today.
-可以呼吸些新鲜空气 -祝你一切顺利 先生 -I could use a little fresh air. -Have a great day, sir...
看看你的臀部多紧 with your fine ass looking like Shaft!
我有机会一定要试试他 Whew! I could just ride that puppy!
看着路 你瞎了吗 Watch where you're going.
-你没事吧 先生 -我很好 没事 -You okay, sir? -Fine. I'm fine.
我把咖啡机关了吗 我从旁边走过 有没有关掉呢? Did I turn the coffeemaker off? I walked over, but did I turn it off?
我看到灯亮着的 却不记得有没有去把制关掉 I can't remember. I saw the light, but did I turn the switch off?
-什么? -亲一下就会变成同性恋吗? -What? What? -One kiss doesn't make me a lesbian.
-真的会吗? -什么? -Does it? -What?
-嗯? -对不起 -Hmm? -Oh, sorry.
一克三明治是150卡路里 再加上奶油 果酱 Two slices of toast, 150 calories, plus a tab and a half of butter,
外加一份芝士对心脏有好处 但是太多热量 Estrogen is good for the heart but bad for the breasts.
-什么? -为什么我的孩子不能长大一点 -What? -My kid doesn't need Ritalin.
-你从来不听我在说什么 -快点 我需要方便 -Get him to listen to what I say. -Monsieur, I need to poop.
我的上帝 Oh, boy!
啊 Aah!
她差一点杀了我 Oh, God, he nearly killed me.
可惜没有成功 Too bad he missed.
-早上好 -早上好 -Good morning. -Good mor...
别看他 不然又会是 一个悉心的笑话 Don't look up. He'll make me hear another disgusting joke.
他真是个混旦 He's such a schmuck.
她认为我是个混旦 She thinks I'm a schmuck?
嗨 你用的什么爽虑水 Whoa, lighten up on that aftershave, buddy.
又怎么了? 好像只有你的身材是满分 Oh, what? Oh, yeah, like you've got the perfect body?
我的天 Jeez.
-嗨 马朔先生 -什么都别说 -Hi, Mr. Marshall. -No, no, don't say it.
怎么了? 我只是要告诉你所有的文件都在桌子上 What? I was going to tell you the Gillette budget's on your desk.
昨晚我出去给你实到了 你要的遥控制 And I went out last night and got you that Merlot that you wanted.
这是你的信用卡 Here's your credit card back.
谢谢你 Thank you.
-你没事吧 -没事 -You okay? -Me? Yeah.
你难道不知道 Do you realize that I have an Ivy League education...
我是个硕士学位 毕业生在帮你打染 and that running your stupid errands has put me into therapy?
什有时候你才能认真的 给我些真正的工作做? Take me seriously and give me some real work to do.
-对了 我知道为什么了 -因为我是个女人 Oh, yeah, I remember why. Because I have a vagina!
-啊! -还有什么别的事情你要我做吗 -Aah! -Anything else I can get for you?
哦 好 你很准时 Oh, good, you're on time.
-早上好 -你看起来有点不一样了 -Morning. -You look a little different.
可能是因为发烧的原因 You know, I think maybe it's his hair.
-看起来有点厚了 是不是? -把你外套给我 -It looks thicker, doesn't it? -Gimme your coat.
-好的 -你今天的气息都不同了 -Oh, oh, okay. -Mmm, you smell good today.
-新的科隆香水? -不 -New cologne? -No.
就这些吗?没有别的想法? Th-That's it? No other thoughts?
-你在说什么? -你没事吧 -What do you mean? -You feeling all right, doll?
被单 衬套 借贷 锁住 "Linens, linings, loans, locks."
哈佬!尼克 Hello, Nick?
尼克 我们要走了 Uh, Nick? We gotta go.
你在干什么 已经8点半了 What are you doing? It's 8:30.
我还不能走 要先找广医生 我不能走 Can't go. Gotta find a doctor. Need a cure. Can't go.
-我真的不能走 -你应该会喜欢阳光男孩 -Definitely can't go. -You sound like the guy from Shine.
-你听上去怪怪的 你怎么了 -对了 我不需要医生 -What's wrong with you? -I don't need a doctor.
也许我需要个会通灵的人 Maybe I need, like, an exorcist.
在前面 在前面 Under "E" for exorcist.
尼克 芝加哥是没有 什么通灵的人 There are no exorcists in the greater Chicago area.
我们还是一起走吧 去卖弄一点对女性心思的废话 Let's pull it together and sell some sensitive feminine shit, okay?
对不起打搅了 这是你要的 Sorry to interrupt. Here you go.
马朗先生 你今天 看上去发型好棒 By the way, your hair looks really good today, Mr. Marshall.
你尽管给我最低薪水好了 And it's okay you pay me minimum wage...
反正我只是为了在公司 和我以色列的男友 because I use the company phone to call my boyfriend in Israel...
通电话一小时 for an hour.
告诉我 你也听到了她的话 Tell me you heard that.
你的头发看上去好棒了 这怎么了? Your hair looks really good. So what?
其他的话 她想的那些话 The... The other thing! What she was thinking thing.
我想她不会想太多 毕竟她不是个天才 I don't think she thinks too much. She's not exactly a genius.
我应该让你知道她去过艾维联盟学校 I'll have you know she went to an Ivy League school.
-很怀疑 -她说打电话... -Doubt that. -The thing about the boyfriend,
给以色列的男朋友 你听到没有 有没有 calling him in Israel, you heard that, yes, no?
我什么都没听 因为她什么都没有说 I didn't hear it 'cause she didn't say it.
我们还是赶快走吧 马上就要迟到了 Pull it together. We're gonna be late for our sorority meeting.
摩根 我不会是真的疯了吧 Morgan, in case I, like, maybe die today...
我们能否一边走一边说 我可不想第一次就迟到 Can we walk? 'Cause in case you live, I don't wanna be late.
怎么样 好的 以免我不幸身亡 Here's what happened, just in case the coroner asks.
昨晚我多喝了几杯 之后我试了试朵义的那些产品 I got drunk, and I tried on all the products from the pink box.
-你不是真的试了 -是的 我把所有产品都试了一遍 -You did not. -I put on all the products...
指甲油 长筒丝袜 都试了 nail polish, panty hose, everything.
-你穿了丝袜? -是的 好了 -You tried on the panty hose? -Yes, okay.
当我在吹头发时 Anyway, I was drying my hair, and I fell over and tripped,
被吹风筒电到就昏倒了 fell into the bathtub and electrocuted myself.
等我醒来后 I blacked out, and when I woke up...
我可以听到身边的女人在想什么 I could hear what every woman around me was... thinking.
-呃 -我说的是很私隐的私人想法 -Uh-huh. -Talking personal, private stuff.
你明白吗? 我可以听到女人在想什么 The stuff that nobody is supposed to hear, I hear that stuff.
你知道我在说什么吗? 我可以听到女人在想什么 You know what I'm saying? I can hear what women think.
你呢?不是很多男人都有这种本事 Can you? Good, 'cause that's not a talent guys have these days.
你不相信我是不是 我证明给你看 You don't believe me. You want me to prove it?
-看到那个向我们走过来的律师? -是的 -See this attorney coming toward us? -Yeah.
她认为公司给你的薪水太高了 还认为我们是同性恋 Oh, she thinks you're overpaid and gay.
-什么? -听我说 我真的可以听到她想什么 -What? -I hear what they're all thinking.
这太让我疯狂了 即使是法国卷毛我也能听到 It's driving me crazy. Even French poodles, I can hear them.
这样我们就是同一问题了 我要你明白你有幻听症 So we're on the same page, I need you to know you sound insane.
你幻想会失去工作 那我明白 You freaked out over losing the job, which I understand.
但是如果你跟别人说 你能知道法国卷毛的想法 But if you tell anybody you can hear the thoughts of a French poodle...
是否会跳出窗户?穿过厚玻璃 What if I jumped out the window? Jumped through the plate glass.
他们注意到了没? 如果我不为他们干杯 或许不会 Would they notice? Probably not if I didn't get glass on anybody.
拿着水果的女孩真有趣 自杀了 但是她很滑稽 That girl with the fruit is funny. Suicidal, but she is funny.
尼克 哪个水果女孩? Nick, what girl with the fruit?
-那个... -哦? -The... -Huh?
最后一个到 想我知道我不是他老板 Last one to arrive. Wants me to know I'm not his boss.
好 你是明星 我明白了 Okay, you're a star. I get the message.
她认为我迟到了 因为我想让她明白她不是我老板 She thinks I'm late because I want her to know she's not my boss.
-那她说什么? -极端的说 我求你了 -What is she talking about? -Put a lid on it. I'm begging you.
哦 我无法相信我的胃里有蝴蝶 Ooh, I can't believe I have butterflies in my stomach.
感觉像是学校的第一天 Feels like the first day of school.
好 让我们看看怎么做的 Okay, so let's see how we did.
没有人想第一个去 Nobody wants to go first.
大家都在逃避我目光 除了尼克马朔 Everyone's avoiding me, except Nick Marshall.
真不敢相信 唯一敢看着我的人 Unbelievable. The only one with good eye contact.
起码他是看着我的眼睛 不是我的胸部 At least he's looking at my eyes and not down my blouse.
-尼克 你有什么建议 -我? -Nick, what did you come up with? -Me?
我的建议 What did I come up with?
他真是怪怪的 He's so wired.
经常这样 Mostly...
我研究了一下润唇膏 I thought about the moisturizing lipstick,
我从来没有试过润唇膏 never having worn lipstick myself.
我在考虑润唇膏对我的用处 I tried to imagine what I'd want from a lipstick, if I were a woman.
-啊 都是废话 -起码他在说实话 -Oh, spare me. -Okay, he's trying to be honest.
说实话 我的第一个念头是 You know, to be perfectly honest,
一个塔西堤女孩站在瀑布下 I thought of a Tahitian beauty, bathing under a waterfall.
这种难提议会把我杀了 Oy, I'm gonna die here with these kinds of ideas.
但是 我还在做进一步的改进 But, uh, you know, I'm working on it, and it's evolving.
不晓得是不是有人对 Anybody interested in an idea involving the Swedish bikini team?
邀进瑞典比基尼女孩感兴趣 I do know them all personally.
-哦 真是白痴 -傻瓜 已经促成了 -Oh, what an idiot. -Jerk, grow up already.
-真是一群庸才 -你真是太厉害了 -What a pig. -You are so foul.
我该再要多一点薪金的 蒂娜? I should have asked for more money. Gina?
我昨晚一直在想该如何 向女人推销这种止痛片 I spent the night trying to figure out how to sell Advil just to women.
你知道该怎样? 你该向我推销才对 You know what? You should sell it to women like me.
每次当我要假装头痛时都会吃它 I take it every time I need to fake a headache.
就像有魔力一样 Works like a charm.
我有了个想法 才想到的 L-I got a great one. It just came to me.
你介意我打断你吗 蒂娜 -Do you mind if I interrupt, Dina? -Sure, go ahead.
不 你说好了 I hate that you've seen me naked.
好吧 All right.
假设我们在卧室里 So, we're in a bedroom, the lights are out.
灯光很暗 一个女人在床上休息 There's a woman in bed, and she's taking an Advil.
这对她丈夫在身后想要和她亲热 然后 我们可以说 Her husband suggestively rubs her back, and we say, "Advil.
艾德感尔 温柔呵护 "So mild and gentle, you can take it...
在假装头痛时都可以服用 even when you're faking a headache."
然后 那个女人可以转过身对她丈夫说 今晚不要了 亲爱的 Woman turns to her husband and says, "Not tonight, I need an Advil."
他后退 He's back.
怎么了?别说这还没有 接触到女性的私隐 What? Come on. That doesn't reach women on a personal level?
-没有 -女人一定会做这种事情的 -No. -Women do that, don't they?
-我不会 -不? -I don't. -No?
苏 你一定做过这种事情 向你丈夫装头痛 Sue Cranston, you've done that, haven't you? Faked a headache to...
不 尼克 我没做过这种事 多谢你关心了 No, Nick, I haven't. Thanks for asking.
不 不 等等 说心里话 No, wait, wait, wait. Be honest now.
你已经结婚10年还是12年了 I mean, you've been married what, ten, twelve years?
你从来没有假装过一次头痛 You've never faked a headache? It doesn't work like a charm?
当然没有 尼克 No, Nick, I haven't.
我从来没有这么做过 I mean, no, it doesn't, okay? Jeez.
他真是个混旦 好吧 我看我是有点衰格了 -What an asshole! -I guess I'm off base here.
不过 你的想法是好的 从一个女人的角度去想 What's good is you're looking at Advil from a woman's point of view.
艾德威尔应该不会想这么做 Um, I don't think Advil will go for it,
而且 我肯定所有的女人 都会痛恨这个广告的 and I'm pretty sure every woman in America will hate it.
除了这些 我觉得你的想法很好 Other than that, I thought it was great.
沿着右边方向 挂起来 去 You're on the right track. Hang in there. Go ahead.
那儿主天线 宝贝 卷毛给你那个了? Great antenna there, babe. The poodle give you that one?
我看到你了 宝贝 摇着美臀 I see you, baby shakin'that ass
摇着美臀 Shakin'that ass
-这么早在家干什么? -我有偏头痛 -What are you doing home early? -I have my first migraine.
这真可怕 我男朋友 让我在父亲面前失去感觉 This is hideous. My boyfriend feeling me up in front of my father.
别想了 前景不是看好 Don't think anything. The outlook wasn't good for the Mudville Nine.
-得分是4到2 -可恶 我的胸罩在哪里 -The score was four to two. -Oh, shit. Where's my bra?
-在哪里? -我的天 -Where is it? -Oh, God.
我的天 Oh, God!
大家都冷静一下 没有什么大事发生 Okay, look. Everybody just needs to chill out here.
不用什么镇静 你拿上你的东西走吧 There'll be no chilling. Just get your stuff... and move on.
别这么保守 Come on, man. Relax.
-你多大了? -我已经过18了 -How old are you? -I just turned 18.
她是15岁了 但是5年前她才10岁 Well, she's 15. She was 10 five years ago.
别多说什么了 出去 You know what I'm saying, stud? Now get out.
爸爸 我们要一起去他的华业舞会的 别毁了我们的事 Dad! We're going to the prom. Don't ruin it.
你不会和他去什么华业舞会的 你怎么会知道华业舞会的事 -You're not going with this punk. -How did you know about prom?
我也不知道 你妈妈告诉我的 Look, I don't know. Mom told me, all right?
反正是不可能的事情 因为他比你大太多了 It's not gonna happen because he's too old for you.
他休想从我女儿身上占便宜 门就在这里 I know what boys want, and he's not getting it from my daughter. Door.
你的女儿? 忽然间我是你的女儿了? Your daughter? Suddenly, I'm your daughter.
-我怎么会跟这狗屁有关系呢? -再说一句 -How am I related to this asshole? -Another one.
-我想妈妈 -看 我只是离开 -I want Mom. -Look, I'm just gonna take off.
-我真的很抱歉 -保管好 -I'm real sorry about this. -Save it.
那是我的 That's mine.
你去那里? Where... Where are you...
好极了 Great day.
就这样 我没想法了 Okay, I'm not losing my mind.
-我真的没有想法了 -我恨这个世界 -I'm already losing my mind. -I hate the world today
-这会有用的 会有用的 -你对我是那么好 -This will work. It's gotta work. -You're so good to me
-我知道 但是我不能改变 -这是有用的 可恶 好极了 -I know, but I can't change -This has gotta work. Shit. Perfect.
我不明白你为什么这么困惑 I can understand how you'd be so confused
我不嫉妒你 我很少有事情 I don't envy you I'm a little bit of everything
都卷成一个 All rolled into one
我是婊子 我是情人 我是小孩 我是母亲 I'm a bitch, I'm a lover I'm a child, I'm a mother
我是罪人 我是圣人 我不感到惭愧 I'm a sinner, I'm a saint I do not feel ashamed
我是你的地狱 我是你的梦想 I'm your hell I'm your dream
我什么也没 你什么办法也得不到 I'm nothing in between, you wouldn't want it any other way
来吧!干自己的事情 Come on! Do your thing!
再次带我进入 Turn me into me again!
哦 太好了 我不会精疲力竭 Oh, good, I'm not dead.
哦 来吧 Oh, please!
来 来 告诉我除掉这 Please, please, please. Tell me I got rid of it.
求求你要是个女人 Please be a woman. Please.
-请问什么城市? -你能不能帮我个忙 -For what city, please? -You couldn't do me a favor...
想想你最爱的颜色和电视节目 and think of your favorite color or TV program, could you?
请问什么城市? For what city, please?
弗娄 弗娄! Flo? Hey, Flo!
弗娄? Flo?
今天是怎么回事 I can't believe this.
我需要个女人 I need a woman.
-试试这个 -噢 我很喜欢这个好极了 -Try this one. -Oh, I love this. This is fantastic.
下个月是我妈妈的生日 所以我需要给她选一样礼物 Oh, it's my mother's birthday next week, so I need two gift sets.
谢谢你的帮助 我很感激 You've been a great help. I appreciate it.
你有没有这个牌子的粉底? Do you have a Kleenex back there so I can wipe that off?
我保证她会喜欢这个的 I'm sure she'll like it. It's one of our best sellers.
-你想要这个的免费礼物吗? -是的 你可以得到旅行袋 -Do I get a free gift with this? -Yes, you get a travel bag.
谢谢你 Thank you.
我说你该买个新口红了 Stop it. You've got the dress. Treat yourself to lipstick.
-我家里已经有太多了 -多一种不会死啦 -No, I have enough at home. -You might as well get one, right?
我不需要什么口红了 我有太多了 不想要口红了 I have too many lipsticks. I have piles of them. I don't need it.
-我替你买 -如果他在两声后接电话 -I'll buy it for you. -If he doesn't answer in two rings,
-我对天发誓... -嗨 蓝眼晴 -I swear to God! -Hi, blue eyes.
番金斯医生 你也许不记得我了 -Dr., you may not remember me. -Yes?
我是尼克马朔 我10年前和前妻琪琪来找过你 I'm Nick Marshall. I came here about ten years ago with my ex-wife, Gigi.
-上帝啊 怎么会是他 -太好了 你还记得我 -Oh, Christ, not him. -Oh, good, you remember me.
很抱歉我贸然跑来找你 但是我不知道该去找谁好 I'm sorry to barge in like this, but I don't know who to turn to.
我害怕去公司上班 我害怕我的看门人 我谁都害怕 I'm afraid to go to work. I'm afraid of my door woman.
我能喝杯咖啡吗 I'm... I'm afraid to get a cup of coffee.
马朔先生 慢点说 Mr. Marshall, please slow down. Slow down.
慢点说 这样我才能够明白你的话 Let me make sure I completely understand what it is you're saying.
好的 好的 All right. All right.
我能够听到女人们在想什么 I hear what women think.
听我说 马朔先生 Yeah. You know, Mr. Marshall,
你这种假想症病人... this kind of imaginary displacement scenario...
-我不是有假想症 -并不是我的专长 -I'm not imag... -really isn't my thing.
但是我有个很好的朋友 I do, however, have a very good friend over at University Hospital,
她最擅长处理这种男性的假想症 who specializes in male menopause and testosterone depletion.
她非常能干 我现在就给她打个电话 She's fabulous. I think what I'll do is just give her a ring...
把你转给她 and send you over there.
为什么我要去开门呢 不知道线上的拍怎么样了 Why did I answer my door? I was so into buying that lamp on eBay.
-已经喊价到多少了 -什么喊价没多少了? -How much was it going for? -How much was what going for?
线上拍卖的那盏灯 The lamp on eBay.
噢 我知道了 不错 很聪明 Oh, I see. That's good. Very clever.
请转高蒙医生 谢谢 好吧 你不相信我 那就再试试别的 -Dr. Skolnick, please. -You don't believe me. Try another.
试试嘛 想个数字 任何数字 Go on. Pick a number. Give it a whirl. Any number.
好吧 一个从1到... Okay. A number between one and...
-到100万都可以 随便 -从1到100万 -A million. Why not? -One and a million.
好吧 All right.
嗯 Mm.
64万4仟9佰9拾8 99 644,998... 99... 90.
现在你信了吗? Wanna make a decision here?
-我的天 -你可以再说一次 -Oy vay! -Oh, you can say that again.
-我什么也没说 -我知道 但并不表示我听不到 -I didn't say anything. -Doesn't mean I didn't hear it.
好吧 好吧 就算我相信你 Okay. Okay. Let's say... Let's say I do believe you.
-好的 -相信你能听到女人在想什么 -Yeah. -You can hear what women think.
虽然我已经51岁了 Even though I'm a grown woman of... 51.
-不 47岁 -我绝不会告诉任何人 -47. -Oh, my lips are sealed.
这个混旦 噢 对不起 Holy crap! Oh, forgive me.
-没关系 -这真是太神奇了 -That's all right. -But this is phenomenal.
-你可以听到我在想什么 -是的 -You can hear inside my head. -Yes.
你却想要毁掉这种神奇能力 Why would you want to get rid of such a brilliant gift?
可是 首先 Well, for starters,
几乎每一个我认识的女人 都认为我是个混旦 almost every woman I know thinks I'm an asshole.
-我见到你的时候也是这么认为的 -让我在这休息会 -What I thought when I met you. -Doc, give me a break here.
马歇尔 你可能会觉得异常 Mr. Marshall, you might find this a little unorthodox,
但是如果我抽烟 你会非常介意吗? but would you mind awfully if I smoked?
-不 不 我明白 -谢谢 太感谢了 -No, no, I understand. -Thank you. Thank you so much.
让我们看看这上面 看到没? Let's try to look at the up side of this, shall we?
你知道 弗洛依德在临死前 一直想知道一个答案 You know, Freud died at age 83 still asking one question,
女人想要些什么 "What do women want?"
如果你是世界上 唯一一个能够回答这个问题的人 Wouldn't it be strange and wonderful if you were the one man on Earth...
这是多么神奇啊 finally able to answer that question?
听我说 尼克 有些事非常奇特 Listen to me, Nick. Something extraordinary...
我认为是不可思意的 事情发生在你身上 and I think miraculous has happened to you.
我的建议是 你一定要从中学到些什么 My advice is you must learn from this.
你知道 有那个单身女人不希望 You know, there isn't a single woman that I treat...
她的男人能够多理解她一些? that doesn't wish her man understood her better.
男人来自火星 女人来自金星 而你会说金星语 If men are from Mars and women are from Venus and you speak Venusian,
这个世界都是你的了 the world can be yours.
我不知道为什么这件事 会发生在你身上 I don't know how this happened to you or why,
但是你也许是地球上 最幸运的男人了 but you may just be the luckiest man on Earth.
想想你的前途吧 Imagine the possibilities.
如果你知道女人在想些什么 If you know what women want,
你就掌握了一切 you can rule.
看吧 看吧 他又来了 今天看上去特别精神 Hubba-hubba, here he comes, looking awfully good today.
我已经4个月没有做过爱了 好吧 6个月 And I haven't had sex in four months. Okay, six.
什么时候他才能不再来烦我 Why did I tell him to stop asking me out? I'm an idiot!
笨旦 笨旦 Idiot! Idiot!
嗨 尼克 你好吗 Hey, Nick, how's it going?
哈佬 我的爱人 我不能让你再拒绝我了 Lola, my love. I can't take no for an answer.
拒绝你什么? -About what? -About what?
我们的事 About us.
不要再伤害我 尼克 我被伤害过很多次了 Just don't hurt me, Nick. I've been hurt too many times.
我知道接受一个新人有难 I know how hard it is to go out with someone new.
我是说每个人都会有担心的时候 I mean, there's always that fear of,
嗯 受伤害 well, getting hurt.
-至少我心里是这么想的 -你真的这么想吗? -At least that's how I feel inside. -You do, really?
-当然是这么想的 -我也总是这么想 -All the time. -Me, too, all the time.
让我们慢慢来吧 看这会怎样 Let's just take it slow and see how it goes.
慢慢来好 Slow is good.
慢慢来很好 Slow is really good.
-是啊 -你今天晚上有时候吗? -Yeah. -Are you free tonight?
你从来没认为过我是同性恋吗 你从来没有过? So, you don't think I'm gay? You're saying you never said that?
-没有 我从来没这么说过 -但并不表示你不这么想 -I never said that. -Doesn't mean you didn't think it.
我的头发? 我的头发是很自然的 Is it the hair? The highlights happen to be natural.
-我马上要去参加个会议 -你认为我薪水不高? -Morgan, I have a meeting. -You don't think I'm overpaid?
-你没说过 -我想我没说过 -You never said that. -I don't think I ever said that.
好的 Okay.
他在和谁说话? Who has he been talking to?
-早上好 -早上好 -Morning. -Morning.
记得看你的电子邮件 Well, then check your E-mail. I sent it over...
嗨 安妮 你那以色列男朋友怎么样了? Hi, Annie. How's the boyfriend in Israel?
谢谢你你的酒 I want to thank you for picking up that wine.
那完全超出了 我非常感谢 谢谢你 That's above and beyond. I appreciate it so much. Thank you.
你要咖啡吗? Uh, can I get you a cup of coffee or, um,
或者水 还是其他什么饮料? some water or any kind of beverage?
不用了 谢谢 如果我渴了 我知道咖啡在那里 No, but thank you. If I'm thirsty, I know where the coffee room is.
人们都是这样 从来不知道帮忙 That's right, guys, don't help. Just walk right past me.
你为什么不用我的手走 你那大... Why don't you step on my hands, you big...
-这边 你是怎么做的? -哦 -Here you go. How you doing? -Oh.
哦 好的 谢谢你 马歇尔 Oh, fine. Thank you, Mr. Marshall.
-不客气 -爱尔兰 -You're welcome, um... -Erin.
爱尔兰 小心点 还好吗?爱尔兰 Erin. You be careful, all right, Erin?
是的 没事 Yeah, sure.
很重 Heavy.
你知道吗?这颗星上存在生命 What do you know? There is life on this planet.
星期二的早餐时间很好 没问题 Breakfast Tuesday sounds great. Absolutely.
多谢你的消息 还要谢谢你的香槟 Thanks for the info. And thanks for the champagne.
你也是 好的 再见 You too. Okay, bye-bye.
安排会议 耐克 女装部 Set meeting, Nike, women's division.
嗨 -Hi. -Hi.
你才来了5分钟 看起来像是已经一年了 Well, you've been here five minutes. Looks like you've been here a year.
是啊 我的垃圾很多 老毛病了 Oh, yeah. I'm compulsive. It's a problem.
为什么我总觉得他在监视我 Why do I always feel like he's checking me out?
什么时候他才能放过我 I wonder what he's got up his sleeve.
-真不错的照片 -他一定不知道这都是马革布罗庚的作品 -Great photographs. -No clue they're all Bourke-White.
这不会都是马革布罗庚的作品吧 They're not all Margaret Bourke-White, are they?
是的 就是他的 Yeah, they are.
很漂亮的一组作品 Wow. It's a beautiful collection.
-谢谢 你的工作进展如何? -嗯 -Thanks. So how's it going? -Mmm.
我正想问你这个问题 You know, I was gonna ask you the same thing.
我的进展有点慢 It's starting slow.
-在做人员评估很难做决定 -是啊 -I'm evaluating staff, that's hard. -Oh, yeah.
这是真的 Yeah, right.
我不是很习惯转弯抹角 Well, you know, I don't wanna beat around the bush.
-我的提议是... -他这么快就有提议了 -What I'd like to propose... -He's proposing so soon?
-噢 对不起 -哦 -Oh, sorry. Sorry. -Oh!
-是的 -对不起 -Uh, yes... -Excuse me.
-又有人送花来了 -谢谢你 -You got another one. Wow! -Thanks.
我刚才要说的是 As I was saying,
也许我不是很了解女性的隐私 I know nothing about the products you're going for personally,
但是我相信自己 可以推销任何产品 but I do believe I can sell anything...
只要有人出价 once I know what the buyer's needs are.
但是我最喜欢做的 当然要经过你的允许 And what I'd really like, with your kind indulgence of course,
是去钓大鱼 is to go after that really big fish.
你知道 就是那种真正的大买卖 I mean, the one you really wanna land.
你只要给我一笔交易 我一定会解决问题的 I'll learn what I need to know, and I'll reel them in for us.
我觉得我会有我的选择 No, actually, I think I'll reel them in for us.
当然是经过你的同意 你是我们的总裁嘛 That is, unless you're going after something in particular yourself.
不 不 只是外面有几条大鱼 No. It's just that there're several big fish out there at the moment.
真的吗?你最大的鱼是什么 Oh, yeah? Well, what's your biggest fish?
如果你不在意的话 你的鲸鱼是什么 To your mind, who's your whale?
尼克?女装部? Um, Nike... women's division?
你听说他们在找人吗? You heard they were shopping?
我有我的线人 I got wind of it.
-噢 真神奇 我听说没人知道 -你知道啊 -Amazing. I heard no one knew. -You knew.
我听说没有人知道 I heard no one else knew.
听我说 如果我知道一些你也知道的事情 It's okay if I know what you know.
-这没有什么 我们是同事 -是的 -We're on the same team. Besides, -Yeah.
再说 我听有人说二个人的 头脑比一个人强 I heard someone say once two heads are better than one...
-噢 你有听我说话 -比你想像的要多 -Oh, you were listening. -More than you know.
好吧 我的消息是 Okay, here's what I heard.
尼克在找人很秘密 Nike is shopping, quietly.
但是如果他们要做决定的话 事情会变化很快 But if they make a change, it's gonna happen fast.
你知道这对我们来说是 很难拿到的买卖 Now, you know this is a tough one for us to get.
对任何人来说都是很难的卖买 如果我们能接到这笔买卖 It would be a tough one for anybody to get, but if we got it...
-公司就有救了 -我知道了 -That's all we'd need. -I hear you.
那么他们到底想要什么呢 So, what do they want exactly?
他们想要提倡女性主义 They wanna empower women.
-怎么了? -对不起 -What? -I'm sorry.
-这样可不行 -不 好了 对不起 -That won't work. -No, okay. I'm sorry.
-我明白 你继续说 -他们想要进入女性的心里 -I understand. Go on. -They wanna get in women's heads...
在一个很真实的基础上触动她们 and reach them on a very real level.
别误会我的意思 但是昨天你对那个口红的想法有点过份 Don't take this wrong, but you got jumpy talking about lipstick.
-我知道 -尼克是要表现真正的女性力晕 -I know. -Nike is hard-core woman power.
你肯定想要的这件买卖吗? You sure you wanna go after this one?
等到你在这里做满两星期时 我就准备好了 You get 'em here in two weeks, I'll be ready.
这个家伙还蛮有意思的 This guy is kind of exciting.
嗨 我正在找你 Hey! Glad I caught you both.
-有时间吗? -当然 -You got a minute? -Sure.
我想让你这个出货前提点意见 I want you to look at these boards for U.S. Air before they come by.
-好的 -我总觉得上面少了点什么 -Right. -It feels like something's missing.
我不喜欢这个的画面 Hmm. I don't like the graphics.
感觉有点昧 Feels a bit parochial.
也许用黑白的会好些 Maybe it should be in black and white.
-你说呢 尼克? -我不知道是谁在做这个设计 -What do you think, Nick? -I don't know who you've had,
但是我觉得 怎么说呢 but, I don't know, it seems kind of...
我觉得有点暧昧 What's the word? Parochial to me.
你说呢 朵义 Um, what do you think, Darcy?
我完全同意你的看法 尤其是画面的味道 I totally agree, especially about the graphics.
有点暧昧 真有意思你也这么说 They're parochial. It's so funny you just said that.
是吗? Yeah?
也许该试试黑白对比效果会好些 Why don't you get them to try it in black and white?
也许打混在一起 Might punch it up a little.
什么?你说了什么吗? What? Did you say something?
不 我发誓我和你想得一模一样 No. I just swear I was thinking the exact same thing.
真的吗? Were you?
黑白对比会不错 好主意 尼克 Black and white could really help. Good idea, Nick.
好主意 尼克?说话啊 尼克 Good idea, Nick? Speak up. Quick.
-在他离开前说些话 -丹尼? -Say something before he leaves. -Uh, Dan?
想我看看这板吗? 一旦他们中伤了 发出嗡嗡声告诉我 Want me to look at the boards? Once they have a stab, give me a buzz.
-我会的 谢谢伙计 -丹? -I will. Thanks, buddy. -Dan?
倘若他们很快知悉尼克的想法 那他们可能... In case they find Nick's idea too retro, which they might...
-哦 是的 -他们认为那是过时了 -Oh, yeah. -They may think it's old-fashioned...
也许我可以帮你想个 纲络版一类的办法 I'd be ready with some... maybe a dot com kind of thing?
也许可以做个机场 的纲络系统一类的东西 Maybe there's something about getting on-line at the airport.
我想这样很好了 No, I think we're fine, really. Really, we're good.
-真的 我喜欢尼克的建议 -好极了 -I like Nick's fix on this. -Great.
嘿 你要不要等会过来 刚才有一盒从古巴来的新货到 Hey, you wanna come by later? I got a box of new Cubans, just came in.
-好极了 -没问题 -Great. -Cool.
你抽雪茄吗? You smoke cigars?
不抽 No.
对了 你的办公室布置得真不错 You know, your office is looking really snazzy.
-我喜欢这个气氛 -谢谢 -I love the red. -Thanks.
马朔先生 你的女儿在一号线 Mr. Marshall, your daughter's on line one.
-噢 真对不起 -在这里接吧 -Oh. I'm sorry. Would you mind... -Oh. Here you go.
他有个女儿 这我倒没想到 多大了? He has a daughter? Didn't picture that. How old?
她15岁了 他和我一起住一段时间 因为她妈妈要离开一段 She's 15. She's staying with me while her mom's away.
-他结过婚了? -她去度蜜月了 -He's married? -Away on her honeymoon.
-哦 -爱立丝 嗨 -Oh. -Alex, hi.
当然 亲爱的 没问题 好极了 Uh-huh. Oh, sure, honey. No, that's great.
亲爱的!你在讨谁的好啊 "Honey"? Who are you trying to impress?
听着 我放学后要去同学家 Okay, look, I'm gonna go out with my friends after school.
之后能不能带她们去你那里 你会不会又做什么怪事? Then can I bring them back to your place, or will you freak out again?
不 不 没问题 怎么都可以 No, no, no, no. No problem. Whatever you want.
-你什么时候回家? -等等我 -What time are you gonna be home? -Wait for me!
-我不知道 我回去了 -8点吧 -I don't know. I gotta go. -8:00's fine.
我爱你 拜拜 甜心 I love you too. Bye, sweetie.
真让人震惊 他为人真好 Total shocker. He's like a nice guy.
-对不起 我的责任 -哦 那是 -Sorry, duty calls. -Oh, of course.
-她15岁了 -是啊 还有个18岁的男朋友 -She's 15? -Yeah. Got a boyfriend that's 18.
-你很不喜欢这个 对不对? -噢 恨之入骨 -And you hate that, right? -Hate it.
但是 他很认真的 请她去参加华业舞会 Yeah. But she digs him, and he's invited her to the prom.
-我猜是件大事吧 -去参加华业舞会最重要的就是晚礼服 -That's a big deal, I guess. -The prom is about the dress.
-这你是该知道的 -是吗? -You know that, right? Oh, yeah. -Is it?
只要你把衣服选好了 一切都不重要了 Once you got the dress handled, it's all downhill from there.
这听上去怪怪的 为什么我要说这些?他该走的了 This feels like a date. Why did I go into all that? He needs to go.
我该走了 Well, I'm out of here.
去市区里做些调查 打入女人的心眼里 Do some research downtown, get inside women's heads.
-如果你需要什么帮忙 -我一定会找你的 -Well, if you need any help... -I'll be picking your brain.
-你拿到了 -我拿了 -You got it. -I'll take it.
哦 天那 莰蒂 Oh, God. Candy.
她不会上最后一月的 She won't last a month.
我喜欢那个 但是会把后背露出来 Oh, I like that one, but it says you can't wear it if you have hips.
-这个很可爱啊 -但这是低胸的 我不能穿低胸的 -That one's cute. -It's low-cut. I can't wear low-cut.
-爱立丝? -门开着 -Alex? -It's open.
怎么了 说话啊 What? Say something.
嗨 我是爱立丝的爸爸尼克 Uh, hi. I'm Alex's dad, Nick.
嗨 -Hi. -Hi.
-老古板 -家里一点零食都没有 -Deadbeat. -Mr. No-Food-in-the-House.
忘了她生日 Forgot her birthday.
站在门口干什么 Why is he just standing there?
我只是来告诉你我回来了 Oh, l-I just wanted to let you know that I was home...
晚上我有个约会 所以我会出去一会 and that I got sort of a date later on tonight, so I'm going out.
但是我会早点回来的 为什么你们不去叫个饼回来吃 But I'll be home early. Hey, why don't you guys order a pizza?
在这没有什么吃的 There's not a scrap of food in thejoint.
我还想看看我们是不是 能一起去转转 I also wanted to know if maybe you and I could go out on a date soon?
我想带你们出去买一件舞会礼服 I'd like to take you shopping for a prom dress.
这真是太好了 Oh, that is so sweet.
我希望我爸爸也能像他一样 I wish my dad would do something like that.
-我爱死他了 -我不明白了 -I love him. -I don't get it.
你先把康米扔出家门 First, you throw Cameron out.
现在又想带我去买东西 好让我和他一起参加舞会 Now you wanna take me shopping so I can go to the prom with him?
我是有点过份 所以想带你们出去弥补一下过失 I overreacted, and I just wanna make up for it by taking you shopping.
我知道舞会是件大事 I mean, it's a pretty important thing, you know?
人家说有了礼服什么都不重要 They say it's all downhill after the dress.
他一定是吃错药 He must be stoned. Fine.
我要去买最好的晚礼服 和鞋子和化妆品 看他付不付得起 I'll get the most expensive dress, shoes, makeup. He can afford it.
不管那么多了 让我们开心一次 And what the hell. Let's go crazy.
把化妆品 鞋子和礼服 一起解决了 While we're at it, we'll get you new makeup, shoes, the works.
-怎么样? -好吧 随便 -What do you say? -Fine, whatever.
-你说“是”是什么? -是吗? Whatever meaning "yes." Yes?
是的 Yes.
好极了 很高兴认识你们两个 我希望很快再见到你们两个 Great. Nice to have met you two. I hope to see you again soon.
-一定的 -再见 马朔先生 -Definitely. -Bye, Mr. Marshall.
-很喜欢这房子 -有眼光 -Love the apartment. -Great view.
谢谢 很好 Thank you. Oh, okay.
其实我在第一次的约会时候 是不会这样的 I gotta tell ya, I'm not usually like this on a first date.
但是你今晚真是太好了 It's just... you've been so amazing all night.
-你这么体帖 -哦 -You've been so sensitive... -Oh, well...
这么善解人意 and so understanding and...
嗨 Hey.
-你想上楼来吗 -噢 当然 -You wanna come up? -Oh, yeah.
真不敢相信我竟然问了他 我真的准备好了吗? I can't believe I asked him up. Am I ready for him to come up?
如果我和他上了床 他就不会再理我了 If I sleep with him, he'll think I'm a slut and never call me again.
或者总是打电话找我 因为他以为可以随时得到我 Or he'll call me all the time 'cause he'll think he can get it whenever.
哦 有什么不同?他真难以置信 Oh, what's the difference? He's so incredible!
他让我想起了我姐姐 He reminds me of my sister.
-那你怎么想的? -好的 -So, what do you think? -Well, l...
罗拉 我下会在你 很肯定的时候才会上去 I'll only come up if you really want me to.
我不会让你做任何你还没有 准备好的事情 I don't want you to do anything you're not ready for.
我不能等 I can wait.
他真是太完美了 Oh, he's got a great body.
噢 But... Whoa!
你舌头在干什么 我快喘不过气了 What's with the tongue? I'm gonna need the Heimlich maneuver.
谢谢你 Thank you.
哦 Ooh.
-小心 会痛 -对不起 -Ouch! Right, they're attached. -I'm sorry.
现在就对了 Oh! Now we're talkin'.
哦 哦 Uh-huh. Oh.
下面要轻柔一点 Okay. Lied about the grande.
我们开一点点灯好不好 Would you mind if we had the lights on, maybe?
-你想有点灯光吗? -是啊 我们开点灯吧 -No, you want the light on? -Yeah, it might help.
当然好了 Okay, if it'll help.
打开了感觉好多了 God, I hope he's better with the light on.
真是慢虫 快点动手吧 我就不用再装什么了 He's so all over the place. Just do it so I can start faking it.
不晓得布雷帝 今晚会不会在线上 Is Britney Spears on Leno tonight?
你没事吧? -You okay? -Well...
我没事 没事 Yeah, I'm just fine.
发生什么事情了? What... What happened?
摇动... Shaking...
好 很好 Okay. All right.
我们可要一起努力啊 兄弟 Now, let's pull this together, buddy.
我是说 这是我们的本了行啊 I mean, this is what we do.
-你没事吧? -是的 -You okay? -Yeah.
只是想镇静一下 Just regrouping.
罗拉 Lola?
-我可以做得更好的 -想打赌吗 -I can do this better. -Wanna bet?
当然 Yeah.
太神奇了 不可思意 Amazing! Amazing.
哦 这像... Oh! It was like...
你比任何人都强 you were more inside of me than anybody ever!
谢谢你 Well, thanks, doll.
-我尽力了 -不 不 -I tried. -No, no.
我是说 你就像是知道我的心思 -I mean, more inside my head. -Oh.
你知道我要什么 怎么要 Like, you knew what I wanted and how I wanted it.
你让我觉得心都空了 We connected in a way that was beyond...
空了 beyond...
哦 我的心 Oh, my heart!
我的心都空了 My heart is beating so hard.
谁能想到这个慢虫 Who would've thought? Slow starter,
竟然是个床上的天才 then turns out to be a genius in bed.
先生们 女士们 尼克马朔简直是个床上的上帝 Ladies and gentlemen, Nick Marshall is a sex god!
哦 是的 Oh, yeah.
哦 鲨鱼 Oh, the shark, babe
有这牙齿 亲爱的 Has such teeth, dear
他拿出来的 And he shows them
珍珠白的 Pearly white
就像折叠刀 Just a jackknife
有老套 亲爱的 Has old MacHeath, babe
他那有 And he keeps it
看不见 Out of sight
你知道鲨鱼咬什么感觉 You know when that shark bites
他的牙齿 With his teeth, babe
鲜红的流淌 Scarlet billows
开始流开来 Start to spread
奇怪的手套 哦 Fancy gloves, oh
穿老套 Wears old MacHeath, babe
还没有过 So there's never
从来没红色的踪迹 Never a trace of red
在人行道上 On the sidewalk
哦 阳光明媚的早上 Ooh, sunny morning uh-huh
躺着一个男孩 Lies a body
懒散的生活 Just oozing life
有人鬼鬼祟祟 And someone's sneakin'
-在拐角处 -栩栩如生的生活 -'Round the corner -Living life.
-有人可以吗 -生活 在这 -Could that someone -Life. Livin' it.
-是老兄刀 -哦 很好 -Be Mack the Knife -Ooh. That's good.
有艘拖船 There's a tugboat
顺河下去 你不知道 Down by the river Don't you know
水泥包在哪 Where a cement bag's
沿下就掉下去 Just drooping on down
哦 水泥是的 Oh, that cement is just
这就是那分量 亲爱的 It's there for the weight dear
五个就能得到十个 Five'll get you ten
老麦克回到这城 Old Macky's back in town
哈 我爱这里 Ha! I love it.
说啊 詹妮 Say, Jenny Diver
谁 叙克 Whoa, Sukey Tawdry
小心 乐特小姐 Look out Miss Lotte Lenya
-老露西 -我知道 我知道 -And old Lucy Brown -I know. I know.
-等一分钟 -是的 那排窗 -Wait a minute. -Yes, that line forms
在这右边 宝贝 On the right, babe
现在那麦克的 Now that Macky's
-回到城里 -不 非常好 -Back in town -No, it's great.
小心 老麦克回来了 Look out Old Macky is back
再来一个 还有时间再讲一个 Okay, that was a... One more. Time for one more.
你们知道男人喜欢 在镜子前面做吗? Okay, you know why guys like doing it in front of the mirror?
-为什么? -因为物体在镜子里会变得大一点 -Why? -Objects may appear larger.
-很好笑吧 -很好的 -That's a good one. Anyway. -Oh, that's a good one.
是今天早上在美容院里听来的 I heard that in the beauty shop this morning.
-我是说真的 -哦? -But seriously. Dee? -Huh?
我们上次说的那件事怎么了? That other thing we were talking about before.
我是说他不能总是这么视你无物 Come on. I mean, he can't just ignore you all night,
整晚守着电视过日子啊 stay glued to the TV like some zombie...
你一定要让他明白这一点 and then expect you to turn it on like a lightbulb.
给我才不会善罢甘休的 I mean, I wouldn't put up with that.
你要么就是喜欢你 要么就不 I mean, you're either interesting or you're not.
叫他决定 Ask him to decide.
-我要把这句写下来 -好吧 -Can I write that down? -All right.
他要么就是喜欢我 要么就不 他得自己决定 I'm either interesting or I'm not. He'll shit a brick.
万一他说不怎么办? Hmm. What if he says I'm not?
他和你说的一样 He won't say that you're not.
相信我 Trust me.
好的 我相信 Okay, I did it.
我告诉琦姆我不会去以色列 I told Chaim I wasn't moving to Israel.
是 好的 然后? Yeah, good. And?
我说了你的话 他怎样都是好作家 I said what you said. He can be a writer anywhere.
如果我做广告业 我就会在这不在那 If I'm going to be in advertising, I need to be here and not there.
然后他说什么? And then he said?
-我不知道 在希伯来 -哦 -I don't know. It was in Hebrew. -Ooh.
我想不是在说下个 星期二见的意见 But I don't think it was, "You got it. See you next Tuesday."
谁知道呢 我会等等看的 他会打电话给你的 I don't know. I'd wait it out. He'll call you.
不行 我最好先打给他 I can't. I better call him back.
坚强点 他会打电话给你的 Be strong. He will call you.
女士们 很高兴和你们聊天 我得回去工作了 Well, girls, been nice chattin'. I gotta get back to work.
-你要三明治吗? -不 我很冷 -Can I make you a sandwich? -No, I'm cool.
真的 Really.
不过还是要谢谢你们 和你们聊天很有意思 But thank you, anyway. This was fun.
哇 Aww!
这个很不错 Huh. This is good.
比我想像得有见解多了 More insightful than I would've thought.
这条线看上去有点问题 This line doesn't feel exactly right.
如果你认为那条线有问题的话 我也同意 需要再修改 If you're thinking that line isn't perfect, I agree. It needs work.
这个看上去就是有点 怪怪的 是不是? There's something not exactly right about it, isn't there?
我不是说这个不好 其实我觉得很有见解 I mean, it's not bad. It's insightful, actually. It's just...
你觉得这个女人会在想些什么? Well, what do you think this woman's thinking?
嗯 我... Uh, well, l...
让我想想 Let's see.
她在想她这一生中 到底想要些什么东西 Uh, she's thinking about what she wants out of life.
她是不是能够成功 是不是能够完成心愿 What's she gonna accomplish? How's she gonna do all that?
女人总是在担心很多事情 Women, you know, they think about that a lot.
我是说出奇的多 I mean, surprisingly a lot.
她们总是很担心 They worry all the time about everything.
你说得一点没错 你怎会知道的? You're so right. How do you know that?
我也是有母亲的人啊 Well, you know, even I had a mother.
嗯 Well...
也许慢跑让她有机会 忘记那些担扰 So maybe running gives her time off from all of that.
也许给了她一些其他地方 都不能带给她的东西 看看她 It gives her something she can't get anyplace else. Look at her.
天呐 我希望能够是她 God. I want to be her.
她看上去这么放松 She looks so free, doesn't she?
没有在谈论她 没有男人在旁边指手划脚 No one's judging her, no boss to worry about,
没有什么勾心斗角的游戏去烦心 no guys to worry about, no games to figure her way through.
我喜欢这个主意 没有游戏 这很好 I like that. No games. That's good.
这样的生活会很好 是不是? That'd be nice in life, wouldn't it?
我能不能自己想想? Okay, can I just think for one second?
当然 尽管想 -Take your time. -Okay.
好吧 Okay.
没有游戏 我怎么能 把这个意思放进去? No games. How do I get that in?
她在跑着 清晨 She's running. It's early, it's quiet.
安静的四周只有她自己的脚步 Just the sound of her feet on the asphalt.
她喜欢自己一个人慢跑 没有压力 没有烦恼 She likes to run alone. No pressure, no stress.
这是唯一一个让她展现自我的地方 This is the one place she can be herself.
做任何她想做的事 穿任何她想穿的衣服 Look any way she wants, dress, think any way she wants.
没有游戏 没有规则 游戏 运动 规则 No game playing, no rules. Games, sports, rules.
运动 游戏 规则 运动 游戏 Games, sports, rules. Playing by the rules.
玩游戏... Playing games versus playing...
玩运动 没有规则 玩游戏和玩... Playing by the rules. Playing games versus playing...
-你为什么要点头? -因为我看你好像有了好主意 -Why are you nodding? -Because you're onto something.
-是吗? -不是吗? -Am I? -Aren't you?
我是在考虑玩文字游戏 Well, I was thinking about a play on words.
有关游戏和... Something about games versus...
我以为我想到什么好主意 I feel like I was onto something good.
-玩游戏 和玩... -运动 -Playing games versus playing... -Sports?
没错 谢谢你 你喜欢这个主意吗? Yes! Thank you. Do you like any of this?
当然喜欢 我喜欢这个 在清晨展现自我的主意 A lot. I like the idea that you can be yourself on the road.
我也是 我有把自己的想法说出来吗? I do too. Did I say that out loud?
没有 我只是... No, I was just...
因为我一直在考虑一样的事情 'Cause I was circling around the exact same thing,
-这太好了 我们在同一个... -是啊 -which is great, we're on the same... -Yeah.
对不起 我的脑袋有点乱 我可能是有点太累了 Sorry, I'm not thinking straight. My glands may be swollen.
也许你是太累了但你做得很出色 耐克 没有游戏 Maybe they should be more swollen. You're doing great. Nike. No games.
只是运动 Just sports.
-哦 -你该把它写下来 -Oh. -You should write that down.
好的 All right.
是他想出的这个主意 还是我? Did he come up with that, or did I?
天呐 我能不能... Boy, can I be...
怎么了? What?
我能说实话吗? Uh, well, can I be honest with you?
当然 Please do.
我来这里做事之前 听说你是个最无聊的混蛋 Before I came here, I heard you were a tough, chauvinistic prick.
我没想到你会这么直接 I didn't know you were gonna be that honest.
-对不起 -没关系 -Sorry. I'm... Sorry. -No, that's all right.
真的没关系 你一定很想 要当面见见我 No, that's okay. You must have looked so forward to meeting me.
真是奇怪 我心里塑造一个 和你完全不同的人 I was dreading it. I had this whole other person built up in my mind.
既然我们都讲开了 我也听说了些有关你的事 Well, since we're sharing, I heard a few things about you too.
我能想像得到 我是那个广告界的朵义母老虎 Yes, I'm sure. I'm the "man-eating bitch Darth Vader" of the ad world.
母老虎 Verbatim.
真的吗? 好吧 很高兴见到你 Really? All right. Well, nice to meet you.
可我根本就不是这个样子的 That's not who I am at all.
不过说实话 我并不觉得 你是这样的人 Just for the record, I don't think that's who you are.
我不这么认为 I don't.
谢谢你 我很感激 Thank you. I appreciate that.
你看 游戏里总会有出丑的时候 See, no games equals embarrassing moment.
别喜欢一个工作上的人 别喜欢一个工作上的人! Don't fall for a guy at work. Don't fall for a guy at work.
-别喜欢一个工作上的人 -为什么? -Don't fall for a guy at work. -Why?
什么为什么? Why what?
为什么我不开始加工这个设计图 Why won't... Why don't I just work on these storyboards...
然后明天再让你提点意见 如果你有时间的话 and then bring them back around to you tomorrow if you're free.
我当然有时间 随时都可以打电话给我 I'm free. Just call me anytime.
我在和他调情 我到底是怎么了 I'm flirting. What's wrong with me?
我的上帝 我才看了一眼他的下部 希望他没注到 God! I just looked at his penis. I hope he didn't see me.
可恶 我又看了一眼 Oh, shit! I just looked at it again! Stop it!
-你没事吧 -我没事 只是睛里进了点东西 -Are you all right? -Fine. I got something in my eye.
好吧 这个很好 All right, um... So, great.
明天 绝对没问题 很好 再见 So tomorrow will be... That'll be great. I'll see you then.
-你做很很好 真的 -你也是 -Uh, good work by the way. -You too.
-你真的没事吗? -是的 我没事 -You sure you're all right? -Yeah, I'm fine.
我得到你了 I've got you
在我皮毛下 Under my skin
我得到你了 I've got you
在我心里深处 Deep in the heart of me
有多深啊 So deep in my heart
你在笑我吗? Are you laughing at me?
-是啊 -好吧 -Yeah. -Good.
我没想到还有人在这里 I didn't think anyone else was still here.
-我也没想到还有人在这里 -几点了? -I didn't know anyone was here. -What time is it?
刚过十点 It's after 10:00.
我没想到这么晚了 这么孤单 -I didn't realize it was so late. -I feel so alone.
我没听清你说什么 对不起? Um... I didn't catch that. Sorry?
我说 我没注意到有这么晚了 我真高兴你还在这里 -I didn't realize how late it was. -And I'm glad you're here.
我闷在这里 真孤单 I'm stuck. I feel so alone.
-你要不要我帮你什么? -不 谢谢 我很好 -You want a hand with this? -No, thanks. I'm okay.
是啊 我才不信你 这都是些什么? Yeah, I'm not buying it. What's going on?
我明天一早和丹尼有个会 Well, I have an early meeting tomorrow with Dan,
我本想推迟到晚一点 所以我可以有多一点时间准备 and I wanted to make it later so I could be more prepared.
但我听说你已定了后面的时间 But then you slipped in there and took the only time he had left,
所以我只能在 明天8点15分的时候去见他 which left me with 8:15 tomorrow morning.
其实没什么 我只是希望自己能准备得充分一点 It's fine. I'm just not as ready as I wish I was.
-对不起 -没关系 你又不是故意的 -Sorry. -You didn't do it on purpose.
我只是不想让他失望 I just don't want him to be disappointed.
为什么我们不一起 讨论一下这些东西 Hey, why don't we go through some of these together?
-真的吗? -我坚持这么做 -Really? -I insist.
-除非你已经很累了 -哦 不 -Unless you're too tired. -Oh, no.
-我不累 -我看出来了 -I'm not tired. -Yeah, I can see that.
我已经过出了累的阶段了 It's just so far beyond tired at this point.
自从我接了这份工作 就基本上没有睡过觉 I've basically stopped sleeping ever since I took this job.
-你没有睡过觉? -是啊 很奇怪 -You have? -Yeah, it's weird.
我也不知为什么 I, um... How do I say this?
你觉得不太像自己作风 是吧 You don't feel quite like yourself here, do you?
不 不是 No, I don't. Not yet, anyway.
除了男人 Boy.
会让我烦到生病 Plus, I'm mad that I'm getting sick.
我从来都不会病的 I never, ever get sick. In fact,
你最好不要离我太近了 免得我传染了你 you don't have to sit so close to me if you don't want to.
不 过来 我不怕 No, come here. I'll brave it.
我们从哪里开始呢? So, where do we kick off?
-长筒丝袜怎么样? -好的 -Control-top panty hose? -Okay.
说实话 我不是很喜欢它 Personally, I think they do the trick.
你试了他们的长筒袜 You've worn control-top panty hose?
-穿在底裤外面 -真的吗? -Did you put a pair in the box? -Seriously?
当然 Oh, yeah.
-你真是太让人惊讶了 -是啊 -You are full of surprises. -Yeah.
不 不 我是想要夸你的 我喜欢 No, no, no. I mean that as a compliment. I love that.
-看上去怎么样? -很惹火 -And how did you look in them? -Ooh. Hot.
就在那个时候 我女儿和她男朋友走进来 My daughter and her boyfriend walked in, and I got 'em on with...
他们看到后 说了什么? And they said what when they saw you in your panty hose?
我想他们对那个魔术胸罩 的反应更大些 还有那些指甲油 It was the turquoise Wonderbra they noticed. Then, the nail polish.
但每次我都会想到你 But each time I do just the thought of you
在开始的时候让我停下来 Makes me stop just before I begin
这个让我看上去像个傻瓜 'Cause I've got you under my skin
你挑选你衣服都很难看 The dress you picked out is totally hideous.
-我才不要走出去 -不会那么丑的 出来给看看嘛 -I'm not coming out. -It can't be that bad. Come on out.
我看上去像个修女似的 还是个很丑的修女 I look like a nun... an ugly nun.
为什么? 灰色是今年的新流行色 Why? Because it's gray? Gray is the new black.
如果他说他喜欢这个 If he says he likes it, I'll die.
好吧 下一件 Okay, next.
这件 我喜欢 This, I love.
谢谢 下一件 Thank you. Next.
一个女孩想要什么 需要什么 What a girl wants What a girl needs
我想谢谢你给我时间去呼吸 I wanna thank you for giving me time to breathe
你等的可真有耐心 Like a rock you waited so patiently
当我一起得到 While I got it together
当我领会到 是的 While I figured it out Yeah, yeah
我只是看看 从来不碰一下 I only looked but I never touched
在我心里就像一幅我们的照片 'Cause in my heart was a picture of us
手携手一起来计划 Holding hands making plans
对我来说这很幸运 你明白的 And it's lucky for me you understand
一个女孩想要的 需要什么 What a girl wants What a girl needs
怎样能让我快乐 让我自由 Whatever makes me happy sets you free
感谢你明白道理 And I'm thanking you for knowing exactly
一个女孩想要的 需要什么 What a girl wants What a girl needs
怎样才能投入你臂膀 Whatever keeps me in your arms
感谢你把它给我 And I'm thanking you for giving it to me
我想要的就是你要的 What I want is what you got
你得到的就是我想要的 And what you got is what I want
曾经我很茫然很困惑 There was a time I was blind I was so confused
我离开只是隐瞒你所有事情 I ran away just to hide it all from you
为了坚持 是 为了确定 It's for keeps, yeah It's for sure
你准备好给我更多 And you're ready and willing to give me more than
一个女孩想要的 需要什么 What a girl wants What a girl needs
怎样才能让我开心 让我自由 Whatever makes me happy sets you free
我想这就是我要的了 I think this is the one.
我喜欢这个 不 我很喜欢 I like that... No, I love that.
就是它了 Okay, this is it.
让我看看 Let me take a look.
太好了 看上去要大一点 Yes! I look older.
好极了 哦 天那 我要奶子 This is great. Oh, God, I need boobs.
趁他不在 我还得去买一件胸罩 Oh, I'll buy a padded bra when he's not around.
真不敢相信这就是 我还是处女那晚带过的 I can't believe this is what I'll be wearing the last night I'm a virgin.
那是我脱掉的 Or what I'll be taking off.
-亚历克斯? -嗯? -Alex? -Hmm?
我想和你说件很重要的事情 I wanna talk to you about something that's pretty important.
-我从都没有和你谈过这种事情 -天呐 -I've never talked to you about... -Oh, God.
他真的想要做爸爸了 He's actually gonna try to be a dad.
真是太好笑了 This should be hilarious.
我知道我不是个好爸爸 I realize I haven't been the perfect dad.
保守估计 你能维持生活吗? Understatement of the century. Can you pass the bread?
当然了 但这也不是我没有权利 Yeah, sure, sure. But that does not mean I don't have the right...
说关于...关于... to talk to you about... about...
关于? About?
确实 你是年轻的女人 All right. You're a young woman now,
你可能充满了... and you may be flirting with the idea of-of...
性的激情? Having sex?
能不能给我杯柠水 谢谢 Um, can I get a lemonade, please?
你知道 男孩子和女孩子 对性的想法是不同的 Well, you know, boys and girls think very differently about sex.
女孩子喜欢一个孩 就想要经常和他在一起 My hunch is girls just want guys to like 'em and hang out with 'em.
但男孩子 不是所有的男生 Whereas guys... And not all guys, all right?
但大部分的男生 一般只是想和你做爱而已 But most guys, they pretty much just wanna have sex.
好吧 我想要说的是 Okay, I'm... What I'm trying to say here is,
我不希望你会因为自己的男朋友 I don't want you to feel pressured...
-比较大就有压力 -别再说了 -because your boyfriend's older. -Please. Save it.
妈妈在我十一岁时就和我谈过这个了 Mom had this talk with me when I was, like, 11.
我知道要在彼此相爱 和很特殊的时候才该做爱 You're supposed to have sex when you're in love and it's special.
我什么都知道 I know everything.
妈妈才真正了解我 她也了解我的朋友和康米 And Mom knows me for real and knows my friends and Cameron,
就让她来处理这些事情吧 so let's leave the parental talks up to her, okay?
-再说 我已经像康米保证给他的 -哦 天那 -I promised Cameron I'd do it. -Oh, jeez.
还有 不要把我卷进你现在的 And also, let's not make me part of this Nick makeover...
这个什么新形像转变计划中 A在说什么? or whatever this new thing you're into is, okay?
-说什么? -什么新形象? -What new thing? -What new thing?
你想要装的这个新人 This ridiculous new guy you're trying to be.
忽然间你开始围着我转了 问我否可一起做东西吃? Clowning around with me? Asking if we can make a salad?
一起去看朋友? Watch Friends together?
我是说 我们15年都没有 什么关系 这太奇怪了吧 I mean, it's nuts after 15 years of no relating.
我是说 来吧 I mean, come on.
你到底想要干什么? Who are you to talk about relationships anyway?
你这辈子都没有和谁有过 真正的系 You never had a real relationship with anyone in your entire life.
听着 我要去找我的朋友了 Look, I'm supposed to meet my friends.
-我走了 -好吧 -So I'm gonna go, okay? -Sure.
多谢你陪我出来买衣服 Thanks for the dress.
她还吃不完她的午饭 She didn't even finish her lunch.
他以为这么容易就能 买通女儿的心吗? Johnny-come-lately, giving her advice?
-小孩子 -我觉得他的话说得不错 -Oh, teenagers. -I think the talk worked.
-她今天很好 -往前看吧 笨蛋说什么都没用了 -She's totally right. -Move on, dude. It's over.
来吧 Please.
现你们看到了 蛋糕是怎么做成的 Now you've seen how the cake is assembled.
下次你再看到一个婚礼蛋糕 你会很羡慕 The next time you admire a wedding cake, you'll be able to appreciate...
我总是超重 Wow. It looks so gorgeous.
总希望自己能够变得曲条些 -Fit, vibrant hair. -Oh.
希望自己能够穿进那些 I hated being overweight. I always wanted to be thin and pretty...
漂亮的衣服 and wear cute little clothes.
但我的脂肪不断的增加 It built and it built, and my health deteriorated.
后来我连走路都不方便 And I couldn't walk and I couldn't stand...
最后 我连十分钟都站不住 to even stand up at the park for ten minutes while my kids played.
我感觉到有车子向我开来 I tried sitting on the swings, and the chains cut my hips and it hurt.
我却一动都不能动 And I couldn't... I couldn't run and I couldn't move.
我真的累了 我想要做个好妈妈 And I was tired and I wanted to be a good mom.
我到底怎么了? What the hell's wrong with me?
-喂? -我在干什么? -Hello? -What am I doing?
朵义? Darcy?
你怎知是我?我连声都没出 How did you know it was me? I didn't say anything.
我感觉到了 I, uh, just sensed it.
可恶 我真是个笨蛋 我没想到他会在家的 Shit. I'm such an idiot. I didn't think he'd be there.
-你有事吗? -我不是想要打电话给你的 -Excuse me? -I didn't mean to really call you.
我拿着你的电话号码 我是在想着你 I had your number here, and I was thinking of you.
想着要打电话给你 Thinking of calling you.
不过我已经打给你了 Obviously, I did call you.
哦 没关系 Oh, no, that's all right. I, uh...
我也正在想你呢 I was thinking about you too.
我会让大家明白怎么去微笑 I could show the world how to smile
希望我们能继续有好主意 Well, here's to another great idea.
你是说我们该庆祝一下吗 -What, "Let's meet for a drink"? -Yes.
是的 这正是我想要说的 -Yeah? -Exactly what I wanted to say.
有时我觉得你像是个人 能读人心思的人 Sometimes I think you're a bit of a mind reader.
但是我根本不必读你的心思 But I don't have to be a mind reader with you.
因为你总是直言直语 -Hmm. -You always say what you think.
-我知 这是对我的诅咒 -什么? -I know. It's a curse. -What...
你不是开玩笑吧 这是一种最轻松的生活方式 -Are you kidding? It's a relief... an enormous relief.
你知没几个人可这么做的 Do you know how rare that is to actually say what you think?
你知也没几个人会喜欢 我这么直言直语的 Do you have any idea how rare it is for someone to actually like that?
相信我 这并不是我的生活中的 Trust me, this has not been a great thing in my life.
起码 我前夫并不喜欢我这样 My ex-husband didn't love me. Let's just put it that way.
他不爱你? He didn't love you?
我那样说了吗? Did I just say that?
哦 天那 Oh, God!
我是说他不喜欢那个 Um, I meant to say "it." He didn't love it...
不喜欢我直言直语 that I spoke my mind.
你想听实话的话 我觉得他从来没真正爱过我 If you wanna know the truth, I'm not sure he did really love me.
这真是个好极了的话题 -Ooh. -There's a conversation starter.
上帝 我定是已醉得 胡说八道了 God. A smart person would just get so very drunk now.
你们结婚多久? How long were you married?
还不到一年 A little less than a year.
我们已离婚9个月了 我们在一起工作 I've been divorced about nine months now. We worked together.
-这个你该知道的 -是啊 我知道 -You know that, right? -Oh, yeah. I knew that.
我听说了 -I heard it. -Hmm.
-到底怎回事? -开始时一切都很好 -What was that like? -It was great in the beginning.
然后就开始变了 变成了竞争对手 But it changed. It became competitive.
忽然间 主意越多 我们间的关系越差 Suddenly, the better I did, the worse we did.
这就是我为直爽而付的代价 The price I pay for being me.
我知道 真的 I know that now. No, truly.
不 不 我说的是真的 -Oh. -No, no, it's true.
你真的想知我的这些琐事吗? Do you wanna know all this about me?
继续说吧 Keep going.
所以我才需要离开那里 自己出来做事 Well, that's why I needed to get out there on my own,
真的很紧张 as scary as it was.
我不是说紧张 I mean, not scary, but, um...
其实 是的 我真的有点害怕 Well, yeah, I was kind of scared.
-为什么? -我也不知道 -Why? -I don't know.
我想我确定自己是否 真的能胜任这份工作 I guess I wasn't sure I could do the job.
我觉得我可以做好 I mean, I thought I could do it,
我发现森林有很多 可以改进的地方 but I'm finding Sloane-Curtis a tougher place than I thought.
对不起 I'm sorry.
-我真的是太唠叨了 -不 -I know you were up for my job. -No.
-我知你一定很生我的气 -不 我没有 -I'm sorry I'm the one that got it. -I'm-I'm not. I'm not.
-我从你身上学了很多东西 -比如说? -I've learned a lot from you. -Like what?
比如你的直言快语 Like what? For starters, you really love what you do.
-你真的喜欢自己的事业 -不 不像你这么热爱 -You really love what you do. -Not as much as you do.
你怎么能那样说 但是你这么出色 How can you say that? You're so great at it.
你真的做得很出色 You're so great at it.
我觉得丹尼一定在考虑 为什么他要请我来 真的 I think Dan's even wondering why he hired me. Really.
他只要有你就够了 I think the bloom is definitely off the rose.
你想听个好消息吗 You wanna hear something really great?
当然 Yeah.
我刚拿到自己的公寓 I just closed escrow on my first apartment ever.
终于我拥有了自己的地方 Finally, I own my own place.
怎么了?我希望我是个 能读人心思的人 -What? I wish I was a mind reader. -No.
我只是在想... I was just thinking...
怎会有像我这么笨的男人 how men like me can get so screwed up.
我觉得没有一个男人像你 I don't think there are men like you.
如果我们接了吻会怎么样 If we kissed, would it ruin everything?
听我说 Listen to me.
我觉得你是个 I think...
很伟大的女人 you are one of the great women.
我真的这么想 I really do.
对不起 I'm sorry.
我只是想说谢谢你 But I just meant to say thank you.
真的很对不起 I'm so sorry.
也没什么事情可做了 There's nothing I couldn't do
如果我拥有 If I had
你 You
看来该说再见的时候了 Well, I, uh, guess I'll see you...
今真是很出乎意料 in, let's see, three and a half hours.
我要告诉你 Nick, may I just say...
你接吻的技术出奇之好 you are an exceptionally great kisser.
我是说 非常非常好 No, I mean really, really great.
我已很久没这么开心了 Well, I haven't had this much fun making out since...
其实 我从来都没这么开心过 I've never had this much fun making out.
我也是 Me either.
让我们不要因这个 影响了工作 -Don't let this get weird at work? -No.
我们没什么好难为情的 We have nothing to be embarrassed about.
我们不过亲热了一下 你我竟然会接吻 We made out. You and I made out.
-而且感觉起来... -性感无比 -And if I may, it was... -Sexy as hell.
我也正要这么说 God. That's just what I was about to say.
但是我先说的 But I think I said it first, I think.
是你先说的 -Oh, no, you did. -Oh.
好吧 Um, well, all right, then.
我已是个成熟的女人了 Oh, I'm a grown woman. Just say it.
只要问他 你想不想到我家里来 Do you want to come back to my place?
只要问问他 你想不想... Say it! Do you want to come...
晚安 朵义 Good night, Darcy.
晚安 Good night.
我到底干什么? What am I doing?
罗拉? Lola.
他来了 他来了 It's okay. Okay. Here he comes.
罗拉? Lola?
我一直都没有你的消息 I know I haven't heard from you.
罗拉 你在这多久了? Lola, how long have you been out here?
不过几个小时而已 Just a few... hours.
尼克 你说你不会伤害我 Nick, you said that you wouldn't hurt me.
然后你和我上了床 然后你六天都没电话给我 And then you slept with me, and then you didn't call me for six days.
这对于我来说简直就是死刑 So that, in the world of me, that's torture.
我是说 我们有过那次 生死无光的床上戏之后 I mean, we have this totally unbelievable, life-altering sex,
你就消失了 and then you just disappear.
我是说 你就不再来喝咖啡了 I mean, you-you-you stopped drinking coffee!
罗拉 我真的很抱歉 Lola, I'm so sorry.
没关系 It's okay.
真的没关系 因我知你的小秘密 It's okay, because I figured out your little secret.
-你知道? -这不是很显然吗? -You did? -It's so obvious.
不然你怎会知这事情 How else would you know the things that you know?
-对别人来说不是这么显然了 -尼克 别装了 -It wasn't obvious to anybody else. -Nick, come on.
你这么敏感 你这么理解我的感受 You're so sensitive. You're so aware of my feelings.
你这么体帖我 You're so tuned in.
你说起话来像个女人 想法也像个女人 You talk to me like a woman, you think like a woman.
尼克 别装了 你是个典型的同性恋 Nick! Come on! Admit it. You're totally and completely gay.
-我是吗? -你不是吗? -I am? -You're not?
那你一定要告诉我 Oh! I mean, if you're not, you gotta tell me.
一定要告诉我那晚是怎回事 别再这么折磨我了 Based on the other night... Just put me out of my misery.
你是 还是不是? Are you or aren't you?
说你是同性恋 我不是疯子 Say you're gay. Then I'm not nuts. I'm not undesirable.
我不要再被人甩掉 你是同性恋 承认吧 Not rejected by another guy! Say it! Say you're gay! Admit it!
好吧 Okay.
我是同性恋 I'm gay.
有多深? How gay?
我是你能想像的最深的同性恋 Oh! I'm as gay as it gets.
有一天 你会让一个男人很开心的 You're gonna make some guy very happy someday.
也许吧 Oh, from your lips.
上帝 我最恨掉眼泪的 God, I hate that I'm crying.
听我说 Well, look it.
如你们的部门有任何人事变动 If things should ever change in that department...
-我一定会最先通知你的 -你发誓? -You'll be the first to know. -You promise?
-是的 我发誓 -来吧 Oh, yeah, I promise. Come here.
哦 小子 Oh, boy.
-很高兴见到你 尼克 -我也是 -It was very nice meeting you, Nick. -And you.
你的试验怎么样? Thanks for pep talk, yes?
你们两个互相照顾 You two just take care of each other.
-谢谢你的小帽 -哦 没事 -And thanks for the yarmulke. -Oh, no problem.
-别太心急 -你放心吧 我会记住的 -You wear it well, yes? -Happy trails, kids.
-他好不好? -朵义 -Isn't he great? -Darcy!
我需要和你谈谈 I need to talk to you.
看看他啊 我知道他会 变得怪怪的 Uh-oh, look at him. I knew it. He is weird about it.
这不是为了昨晚的事 是有关耐克的会议 This is not about last night. It's about the Nike meeting.
我真的认为你 And I honestly believe in my gut...
-该是去报告的人 -天呐 -that you should make the pitch. -Oh, God.
-我昨晚让你觉得有罪恶感了 -不 不 -I guilted you into this last night. -No, no.
-我只是觉得你会解释得更清楚些 -不 不 不 -It would be better if you did it. -No, no, no.
不...这是你的宝贝 你一定要自己上 This is your baby. You've gotta do it.
我要先去和他们 在里面等你 I gotta go meet and greet these folks. I'll see you in there.
-这不是我的宝贝 -是的 就是你的 -It's not my baby. -Yes, it is.
如果我又一天消失了 I predict no one will even know I'm gone until the files start to build.
不知谁会注意到 It could be days.
也许很久 有人会问那个带眼镜 And then someone will finally ask,
管文件的家伙哪里去了 "Where's the geek in the glasses who carries all the files?"
你知有关这个艾琳的事吗? Do either of you two know what the story is on this Erin girl?
-你说她吗?我怎么知道 -是啊 -Miss Lonely Hearts? Who knows? -Yeah.
我知道 她在这里两年了 Ooh, I know. She's been here two years.
一直想做编辞员 被拒绝了 She tried to be a copywriter but got turned down.
-然后她就变成了文件传递员了 -谁拒绝了她的申请? -So she got stuck as a messenger. -What fool turned her down?
就是你啊 You did, sire.
我有面试过她吗? Well, did I ever meet with her at least?
好像没有 我记得你告诉我 去把她打发了 I don't think so. As I recall, you told me to "blow her off."
我现在想见见她 Well, I wanna meet with her now.
她好像有点东西挺有意思的 The kid's got something. She's kind of funny.
这是你的辛运日 老兄 我刚刚看到耐克的代表团从电梯出来 This is your lucky day. I just saw the Nike group get off the elevator.
全部是女人 你的强项 来吧 我陪你一起过去 All women. Your specialty. Come on. I'll walk you up.
我不喜欢让朵议这么过不去 I hate what I'm doing to Darcy. I hate it!
我写信去解释了一切 I'm gonna write her a long letter, confess everything.
-你和朵义有什么问题吗?什么时候? -没有 -You're doing Darcy? Since when? -No!
我是说我不欢自己对她的态度 I said I hate what I'm doing to Darcy.
-男人总是不了解 -你别说了 什么男人总是不了解 -Men are stupider. It's true. -Will you stop it?
-是这样的 -你什么时候变成全职女人了? -They are. -"They"? Are you a woman now?
我倒想呢 女人才会算计自己爱的人 Oh, I wish. A woman wouldn't have screwed over the woman she loved.
她们从来不会这么做 还有 你知道那些有关 No, they don't think that way. And another thing.
-男人大小的说法吗 -知道啊 -This thing about penis envy. -Yeah.
都不是真的 她们才不在乎那个 Not true. No. They don't envy it.
一半的女人根本就不喜欢那个 Half of'em don't even like it.
你知谁才会最重视那个吗? 我们自己 You know who has penis envy? We do.
我们还会耍手段 骗人 That's why we cheat and screw up and lie,
不过是因为我们觉得那是 男人身上唯一的武器 because we're all obsessed with our own equipment.
-你准备好了吗? -是的 -You ready? Okay. -Yeah.
谢谢 Thanks.
你不会站在镜子前跑步 You don't stand in front of a mirror before a run...
想着那条路会怎么看自己 and wonder what the road will think of your outfit.
你不必去看他们的笑话 还要假装好笑才能在上面跑步 You don't have to listen to its jokes and pretend they're funny.
不管你穿得多性感 跑起来都不会更轻松 It would not be easier to run if you dressed sexier.
如果你没有用口红 脚下的路不会注意到 The road doesn't notice if you're not wearing lipstick.
也不在乎你的身材有多好 It does not care how old you are.
你不会因为自己比脚下的路 You do not feel uncomfortable...
赚的钱多而不好意思 because you make more money than the road.
你可以随时在想要的时候 And you can call on the road whenever you feel like it,
踏上脚下的路 whether it's been a day...
不管是今天还是几小时后 或是任何一天 or even a couple of hours since your last date.
这条路唯一在乎的是你能够 The only thing the road cares about...
时不时来光临一次 is that you pay it a visit once in a while.
耐克 不是游戏 Nike. No games.
只是运动 Just sports.
-他打中了 -真不错 -He nailed it. -They hit a home run.
什么时候我们可以签字? Where do we sign?
多么印象深刻 So deep in my heart
你真的离不开我 That you're really a part of me
我给了你 I've got you
穿我的衣服 Under my skin
我尽力了 I tried so
没有去拒绝 Not to give in
我对自己说 这次事情 I said to myself this affair
不会再让其发生了 Never will go so well
可我没有拒绝的理由 But why should I try to resist
那时 我是那么了解你 When, baby I know so well
我给了你 I've got you
穿我的衣服 Under my skin
你在芝加哥怎么不是最快乐的人? Why are you not the happiest guy in Chicago right now?
你干得棒极了 You just did so great.
我们做得很好 No, no, I didn't do so great. We did so...
不 实际上 是你做得好极了 No, actually, you did so great.
-是你 -你 我 -You. -You, me.
我们都做得很好 We did great!
你能不能和我去个地方? 我想让你看样东西 Will you come with me someplace? I wanna show you something.
不 我有件很重要的事要做 -I have something I need to finish. -Please?
求求你了 Please.
到了 Okay. Here you go.
马上就到了 -Come with me. -All right.
-我要闭上眼睛吗? -不用 -Should I close my eyes or anything? -No.
你看到最上面的两层楼吗? So, you see those top two floors right there?
看到了 I do.
都是我的 是我的 -All mine. -Wow.
跟我来 Come here.
这就是我的 So this is my...
住的地方 living room.
真漂亮 It's beautiful.
你在想什么? What are you thinking?
你得到了你有的 You've got that look you have sometimes.
你什么时候可以搬进来 Yeah? No. I was just wondering when you get to move in.
他们说要等两个星期 Well, they said two weeks, so...
这是餐厅 Okay. This is the dining room.
这是我的壁炉 过来 -The fireplace works. Come here. -Wow.
我可以设法在这里的 一个很大的聚会 鱼子酱和香槟 I can see elegant parties in here. Waiters with caviar,
-还有漂亮的你 -你想到这么多事情? -you in a beautiful gown. -You can see all that?
如果你什么都没穿的话 那我就是这里唯一的来宾了 Maybe you're naked and I'm the only guest, but it'd still be elegant.
这是楼上 Okay. So this is upstairs.
这是客房 或做办公室什么的 There's a second bedroom or a future office or whatever.
这就是我的卧室了 And this is my boudoir.
你的卧室还有很不错的音乐呢 Your boudoir comes with pretty decent music.
真的 It does.
这是从那里来的? Where is that coming from?
让我们把窗子打吧 Let's turn up the volume.
你的床要敦在哪里? So, where's your bed going?
就在这里 Uh, right... here.
但这为你朋友的 But this longing for you
无论我去哪里 Follows wherever I go
如果你有床的话 So, if you had a bed,
我们会在上面跳上整晚的 we'd be dancing on it.
我想你 I think of you
整晚整夜 Night and day
我喜欢这儿 I like it here.
我也是 I like it here too.
不 我是说我喜欢这里 No. I mean, I like it here.
哦 Oh.
还有痛苦 And its torment
不会来临 Won't be through
直到你让我耗尽 Till you let me spend
我的生命就是为了你 My life making love to you
整天整夜 Day and night
整夜整天 Night and day
相信我 我们是一样兴奋 Believe me, we're as excited as you are.
-丹尼 我需要和你谈谈 -是吗? -Dan? I gotta talk to you. -Yeah?
他会过去 再见 我也要和你谈谈 这是尼克 He'll be there. Bye. I gotta talk to you too. That was Nike.
我们拿到了他们的生意 They're gonna announce to the trades that we won the account.
你救了整间公司的前途 I gotta hand it to you. You saved my ass. You saved the company's ass.
丹尼 我其实没有做任何这些事情 Actually, Dan, I had very little to do with saving anybody's ass.
朵义才是你真该去谢的人 也正是我要和你谈的事情 It's Darcy you should be thanking, that's what I want to talk about.
朵义 别说了 我昨天也在场 那个女人连声都没出 Darcy? Please. I was there. The girl didn't open her mouth.
听我说 我们都是成年人了 Look, I'm a big enough man to admit when I screw up.
我看到市场上的情形 我被吓坏了 I looked at the marketplace and I panicked.
尼克 原谅我 我想让你接手 Nick, forgive me. I want you to step in here.
不...不 丹尼 请她来是正确的决定 No, no, no, no. Dan, you did the right thing when you hired her.
她是我见过最好创意部总裁 I mean, she is the best creative director I have ever seen, bar none.
-我知道她很可爱但... -哦 是啊 -This isn't about... She's adorable. -Oh, yeah, she is.
不...我不是那个意思 不 -But this isn't about that? -No, no. Not like that. No, no.
听我说 Please. Look.
我最近比较注意听瑞人的想法 I've been doing a lot of listening lately.
我觉得我需要休假一段时间 And I've decided... I need to take a leave of absence.
出去转转 改变一下心情 I need to get away from here and get some perspective on things.
你疯了吗?这是什么意思? What are you, nuts? What is this? What do you mean?
这是这家公司有史以来 最大的一笔生意 This is the biggest account this company has ever landed.
你怎能让这里没人管呢? Do you want me to have nobody running the shop?
你到底在说什么啊? 朵义还在啊 What are you talking about? Darcy's here.
你说你很注意听别人说话 For somebody who listens a lot, you don't hear so well.
但是你的听力似乎不太好 我今天见过她了 I had a meeting with her today. I sat her down.
-我们好好的坐下来谈谈 -你不会 -We had a talk. -Oh, Dan! You didn't.
-告诉我 你没有解雇她 -她连句反抗的话都没有 -Tell me you didn't fire her. -She didn't even put up a fight.
她已经是历史了 老兄 -Oh, Dan, no! -Hey, she's gone, pal.
不 不 听我说 现在还不晚 给她打个电话 No, no. It's not too late. Look, call her.
告诉她说你犯了个错误 你需要她回来 Tell her you need her back, you made a mistake. Hire her back.
-冷静点 我不能这么做 -为什么? -Hey, calm down. I can't do that. -Why?
因为我告诉了董事会 我不再需要她了 Because I talked to the board and I told them I don't need her anymore.
他们给了她一笔解约金 -Oh! -They offered her a settlement.
再说了 耐克说他们要的是你 你是他们心里的人 Besides, Nike says they want you. You're what they bought.
我需要把这消息告诉他们 I got a delivery... Can l...
你能不能出来听我说句话 Would you come out for one second? Let me tell you something.
我是任务就是传消息给你 My job is to deliver you.
丹尼 耐克买的是一个想法 那根本不是我的想法 Dan, Nike bought an idea. It wasn't even mine.
昨天的每一个想法 都是从她那里来的 Every good idea that they loved yesterday came from her.
如果你不立刻把朵义马贯尔 请回来 我是说立即 And if you don't get Darcy McGuire back in here, and I mean pronto,
董事会怕是就要付你的解雇金了 the board is gonna be paying you your settlement.
我这么做都是为了救你一命 This is all about saving your ass, right?
自救吧 Save it.
立即帮我找到我的医生电话 越快越好 Annie, get a hold of Darcy's address and number as quick as possible.
-是的 -那个送文件的女孩呢? -Yeah, sure. -Where's the girl in glasses?
艾琳?她今天好像没来 Erin? I don't think she's in today.
-她有没有打电话来请假呢? -没有吧 她今天就没有出现 -Did she call in sick? -I don't think so. Didn't show up.
哦 她住在哪里? Oh, where does she live?
-有人知道艾琳住在哪里? -谁是艾琳? -Does anyone know where Erin lives? -Who's Erin?
有人终于提到了 And then someone will finally ask,
那小丑带着所有文件去哪里了? "Where's the geek in the glasses who carries all the files?"
你找到朵义了吗? Hey. Yeah. Did you get a hold of Darcy?
没有就继续找 等你找到她 告诉她哪里都不要去 No? Keep trying. And when you get a hold of her, tell her to stay put.
我会过去 我在路上会耽搁一会 I'm coming right over. I just have to make a little stop on the way.
你知道在哪里吗? Do you know where this is?
在巷子的尽头? Down the alley.
在巷子的尽头 Just down the alley.
谢谢 Thanks.
一定要在 求求你一定要在 Come on, Erin. Be there. Please...
艾琳? Erin?
哈罗? Hello?
哦 不 No, no.
妈妈 Dear Mom...
马朔先生 马朔先生 Mr. Marshall! Mr. Marshall?
是我 艾琳 是我 Yes, Erin. Yes, it's me.
对不起 I'm sorry.
我真的不是想吓你的 I really did not mean to scare you. Okay?
我只是想来看看你是不是没事 I just wanted to come and see how you are.
你还好吗? How are you?
马朔先生 如果你来就是因为... Mr. Marshall, if you're here because...
我今天没有上班的话 我很抱歉 ...I didn't show up today, I'm sorry.
我正准备打电话给公司的 我发誓 I was just about to call. I swear.
不...不 我不是因为 你没有去上班而来的 No, I'm not here because you didn't show up for work.
我来这里 我来这里 But I'm here... Well, l...
你一定很想知为何我来这里 I bet you're wondering why I am here, huh?
实际上 我正在想为什么 As a matter of fact, I was just thinking that.
马朔先生会在我的卧室里 I was thinking, "Why is Mr. Marshall here in my bedroom?"
你刚才真的在想那个吗? You were... thinking that just now?
是的 在我心里 Yeah, in my head.
也许是因为我的耳朵里有水 I must have water in my ears or something.
所以没有听到 你现在没有在想什么吧 But you're, you know, not thinking anything now, are you?
我在想成千上万的事情 I'm thinking a million things.
真的吗? Really?
因为一般我可以听到... Because, you know, usually I can, uh...
我能... I can, uh...
你这一刻有在想什么吗? You are thinking something right this minute?
马朔先生 我在想你比我 还有问题 Mr. Marshall, I am thinking that you are crazier than I am.
我想... I think...
我听不到了 I think I lost...
我恢复正常了 It's gone.
我正常了 I'm back.
马朔先生? -I'm back. -Mr. Marshall?
嗯? Yeah?
对不起 你有什么事情? 要我帮忙的吗? I'm sorry. Is there something I can maybe do for you?
不 No.
艾琳 No, Erin, uh...
其实我是想来 为你做件事的 Actually, I came here to see if I could do something for you.
-为我? -是的 -For me? -Yeah.
实际上 See, the truth is...
实际上 The truth...
艾琳 事实是... Erin, the truth is,
我很高兴能够在你 I'm glad I got here before you did anything to hurt yourself.
伤害自己之前赶到这里 What makes you think that I would, uh,
你怎会认为我会伤害自己? do something to hurt myself?
我只是感觉到了 I just sensed it.
真的吗? Really?
你感觉得到这个? You could sense that?
这个不好 Well, that's not... That's not good.
但是 我来这里的真正原因是 Yeah. But the real reason I'm here is because...
是因为... 我来真正原因是为因 Well, here's the thing. The real reason I'm here is because...
我们拿到了耐克的生意 As you know we have the Nike account,
我们小姐里有一个工作空缺 and we have a job opening in our team.
朵义马贯尔和我就在想 And Darcy McGuire and I, we werejust discussing...
谁会比较合适 really spitballing on who could be great enough to fill that void.
忽然间 你的名字跳到我眼前 Suddenly, your name popped into my head, and I remembered...
我记得你曾申请做编辞员的 that you once applied for a job as a copywriter.
我想来看看你是不是还感兴趣 I thought I'd come down here and see if you were still interested.
你以前是不是想见我的? Didn't you try and meet with me a while back?
是的 我试过 但是你当时没有时间 后来又出差去了 Yeah, I tried, but you were unavailable, and then out of town...
现在我有时间了 Well, now I'm available.
而且就在我面前 And as you can plainly see I'm in town,
所以 我可以面试你了 so I'm here to take that meeting...
如果你有时间的话 if you're available.
我有时间 I'm available.
我有很多时间 I'm unbelievably available.
我是朵义马贯尔 Hi, this is Darcy McGuire.
我现在不在家 有事请留言 I'm not home right now, so please leave a message.
我会尽快回覆你的 I'll get back as soon as I can.
朵义? 朵义 我是尼克 Darcy? Hi, Darcy, it's Nick.
我现就在你楼下 Uh, I'm standing right outside your place here.
只是想来看看你怎样 I sure wish I could find you, get a hold of you.
等你听到留言 Are you all right? I hope so.
请打电话给我 打到流动电话上 Anyway, call me when you get this.
电话是：555-1226 I'm on my cell. Triple five, 1-2-2-6.
我真的需要和你谈谈 I really need to talk to you.
呃... Uh...
只是想确定你在不在上面 Just making sure you're not there.
你在吗?看来是不在 You're not, right? No, I didn't think so.
好吧 请电话给我 求求你了 All right, so call me, please. Please.
再见 Bye.
-朵义 -不 是我 -Darcy? -No, it's me.
琪琪?有什么事吗? Gigi? Uh... Is everything all right?
-你已回来了吗? -没有 明天才到 -Are you back in town already? -No, not until tomorrow.
是爱立丝给我打了三次电话 她很难过 Alex called me three times from a pay phone really upset.
结果就收线了 她不是去参加舞会了吗? Then we got disconnected. What's the matter? Isn't she at the prom?
对了 舞会 The prom.
爱立丝 马朔在哪里? Excuse me. Do you know where Alex Marshall is?
她是十年级的学生 Little tenth grader? Brown hair? About this high?
她在洗手间 她在那已有一小时了 I saw her in the ladies' room. She's been there for, like, an hour.
爱立丝 你在里面吗? Alex, are you in here?
爱立丝 是我 Alex, it's me.
你来干什么? What are you doing here?
亲爱的 我真的忙晕了 Oh, honey, I just...
竟然忘记来接你 You know, I can't believe that I screwed up.
既然忘了 I wasn't there when you left for the prom.
就不要来算了 Yeah, well, that's not why I'm in here, so you can just go, okay?
我真的很抱歉 Oh, boy, I feel awful. Are you okay? I mean, l...
出来让我看看你怎么样了 Come on out. Let me see how you look, at least.
我不要 我是说 -Come on. -I look like crap!
我快把眼睛都哭出来了 I already took my hair out and everything.
到底是发生了什么? So, you know, what happened?
我告诉你也没用 Well, if I told you, you'd just freak out, so...
反正你也没什么事做 就说说吧 What have you got to lose? Try me.
好吧 Okay.
康米和我本准备一起离开舞会的 Cameron and his friends, they had this big plan.
他已租好了一件饭店的房间 They rented this hotel room and-and...
还是间套房 It was like a suite.
其实 我答应他要... Basically, I promised him that I was gonna...
我真不敢相信我在和你说这些 I can't believe I'm gonna say this to you.
我答应他舞会之后 I promised him that I was gonna...
要和他上床的 sleep with him after the prom.
一小时前 And like an hour ago,
我们在外面跳舞 我和他说 we were on the dance floor and I said,
对不起 康米 我真的没准备要和他上床 "I'm sorry, Cameron. You know, I'm just not ready."
很好 好极了 Good. Good girl.
爸爸 别打断我 对不起 继续说 -Dad, come on! -I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Go on.
他说那间房间要花他 Then he goes, "Well, the limo, the room and the tux,
四百多块钱的 it all cost me 400 bucks."
我对他说 真的很抱歉 And I said, "I'm sorry. I'm just not..."
他甩开我说 And he cuts me off and he says,
他真不该请我这个笨蛋参加舞会 浪费了他的时间 "I never should've asked a sophomore to the prom. What a waste."
两秒钟后 Then two seconds later,
他就约上了他以前的女友 he goes and meets up with his old girlfriend...
还开始和她动手动脚的 and starts making out with her.
那个只会吐舌头的傻蛋 I mean, this disgusting slut with a tongue ring.
然后 他们就开始笑我 And then they were laughing and...
我真的再也不出去了 I just can't go out there ever.
亲爱的 我真的太为你骄傲了 爸爸 -Oh, honey, I'm so proud of you. -Dad!
-你在干什么? -对不起 真的对不起 -What are you doing? -I'm sorry. I'm-I'm sorry.
但我真的很为你骄傲 不管你信不信 But I am. And believe it or not,
我知道做个女人有多难 I know what it's like to be a woman.
不像是看上去那么简单的 I mean, it's not as easy as it looks.
但是你该为自己庆幸的 你知道你有多危险吗? You stood up for yourself. You know how ahead of the game you are?
再说了 像那种没本事的男人 Anyway, a guy that treats you like that and talks to you like that,
也不值得让你这么难过的 他不只是没本事 -he's not... -Worth my time. Yes, I know.
这是真的 他不配你 他是个混蛋 我恨他 -It's true. He's not. -He's a game player, I hate that.
你是个聪明孩子 You are so much smarter than me.
看看你 And look at you.
怎么可以让那种男人缠着 That clown made out with a girl with a tongue ring over you?
亲爱的 Honey...
你看上去漂亮极了 you look beautiful.
谢谢你 Thanks.
送我回家吧 爸爸 Take me home, Dad.
我在干什么 她又不在冰箱里 What am I doing? She's not in the refrigerator.
现在去找她已太晚了 I wonder if it's too late to go over there.
当然不会晚 做正确的事永远都不会晚的 No, it's not too late. It's never too late to do the right thing.
这就是我要做的 我会去那做正确的事 That's what I'll do. I'll go over there and I'll do the right thing.
哈罗? Hello?
嗨 是我 真高兴我找到你了 Uh, hi, it's me. Oh, I'm glad I found you.
呃 Uh...
我可以上来吗? Can I come up?
朵义? 我需要...我... Darcy? I need to...
嗨 Hey.
你需要干什么? 已经是半夜一点了 You need to what? It's 1:00 in the morning.
我需要和你谈谈 I need to talk to you.
好吧 Okay.
谢谢 Thanks.
你还没有睡吗? So, you sleep here now?
我想在把这卖掉前多看几眼 I thought I might as well give it a try before I have to sell the place.
卖?你不能把这卖了 Sell it? You're not selling the place.
我付不起这里的货款 我连工作都没有 Can't afford to keep it. I don't have a job.
你真的需要回覆你的电话留言 You know, you ought to try returning some of your phone calls.
-你的工作已经回来了 -真的吗? -You got your job back. -Oh, do I?
-你真是太好心了 -是真的 -You're a riot. You know that? -It's true.
丹尼这么和我说的 Dan told me so himself.
为什么他这么做? 我根本没有完成他聘我该做的事 Why would he tell you that? I didn't do the job he hired me to do.
连我都不怪他解雇我 Even I don't blame him for firing me.
请进吧 Look, I'm, uh... You can come on in.
我没有椅子 如果你想要... I don't have any chairs, but if you wanna...
其实你做了所有 What if I told you that...
他请你来该做的事 you did everything that you were hired to do...
你做了所有的事情 但是 却被别人偷走了 everything... but that someone was sabotaging you?
近你的心里 偷走了你的主意 Picking your brain, swiping your ideas and...
你却从来没有发现 Well, you... you never even knew what hit you.
-这怎么可能? -相信我 这是可能的 -How is that possible? -Oh, trust me, it's possible.
谁会做这种坏事? Well, who would do such an awful thing?
我会 I would.
你来之前 我本该搬进那间 总裁的办公室的 I was a dope with a corner office.
但是本该是我的工作 And when you came with the job I was supposed to have,
我是说 现在都不重要了 I mean, it didn't matter to me that...
你比我有创意 比我多主意 you were better at it than me or you earned it more than I did.
但是在心里 那还是我的 我会做任何事情把它抢回来 As far as I was concerned, it was mine, and I was gonna get it back.
所以 我以最卑鄙的手段 占了你的便宜 So I took advantage of you in the worst possible way.
你有没有做过这种事? Have you ever done that?
抄捷径作弊? 不 你从来都不会做那种事情 Taken the wrong road and... No, of course you haven't.
只有像我这种人 You wouldn't do that. That's just...
才会做这种事 Somebody like me does that.
还有 And, uh...
问题是 在我从你身上偷主意时 The problem with that was that while I was digging the hole under you...
我发现了你的很多事 I found out all about you.
我知道的越多 And the more I found out...
对你就越痴情 the more you dazzled me.
我是说 你的一举一动 都让我难忘 I mean, shook my world, changed my life, dazzled me.
你前夫让你觉得自己的 And guys like that ex-husband of yours, he made you feel that...
直言直语 the price you pay just for being you...
付出的代价是得不到爱情 is that you don't get to have love.
这不是你那晚真正要说的正话 Isn't that what you were trying to say the other night?
你没有把话说完 That you weren't complete? That you weren't really a winner?
你的一切 Everything about you...
你的聪明才智 how smart you are, how good you are...
你的善良 你的一切 everything just makes me want you even more.
哦 Oh, wow. Boy.
都让我想要更多的接近你 看上去像是我在凌晨一点钟 So it looks like I'm here at 1:00 in the morning...
跑来想要拯救我 being all heroic trying to rescue you,
实际上 but the truth is...
要被拯救的是我 I'm the one that needs to be rescued here.
我真的希望现在我能知道 你在想什么 I sure wish I could read your mind.
我是在想 哦 Well, I was thinking that, um,
我是在想 如果你说的都是真的 if everything you're saying is true,
我真的拿回了我的工作 if I really have my job back...
我想你被解雇了 then I think you're fired.
我倒从来没有这么想过 不是说我不该被解雇 Well, I never... I never really thought about it from that angle.
这是我应得的 Well, not that I don't deserve it. L-do-do...
我有点口吃 I'm stuttering.
我现在觉得 Now I feel kind of, uh,
有点尴尬 告诉你说我需要被人拯救 embarrassed that I told you I needed to be rescued.
没关系的 But that's-that's fine.
这就完了吗? That's it?
我不希望就这么完了 I don't want that to be it.
我不希望这么结局 I don't want that to be it at all.
你就因我解雇了你而放弃了吗? Then don't let a little thing like me firing you stand in your way.
我不知该怎么样反应才对 I didn't know what to react to first.
丹尼的头版新闻 Hey, news flash.
我选了条捷径走 I took the wrong road.
我的骑士光亮的臂膀 What kind of knight in shining armor would I be...
我不会让一个需要我拯救的爱人 if the man I love needs rescuing...
走出我的房门 and I just let him walk out my door?
我的英雄 My hero.